The Guy's Rules

[Synful*Luv]

this is not funny, these are serious issues.

HAHAHAHA :laugh:

*puts on serious face*

 

[Cown]

HAHAHAHA :laugh:

*puts on serious face*

Let's face it, men will never be taken serious!

 

[Synful*Luv]

I put on my serious face, what more can one ask for?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

*wonders why none of these rules apply to him*

 

[_carmi]

loll

 

[Synful*Luv]

*wonders why none of these rules apply to him*

U don't leave the toilet seat up??? and ur mom yells at you to put it down???

 

[Saint33]

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

LMAO, repped for that

these r my favorites, i was actually scratching "myself" wen i read the itching one lol

 

[KAMIKAZI]

U don't leave the toilet seat up??? and ur mom yells at you to put it down???

My mom has her own toilet that she uses in the basement.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Erm. . . okay


well maybe nothing relates to you because you haven't been in a serious relationship yet

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

I just say yes when a woman asks me if i think shes fat, that way she dont ask me again, their just fishing for a complament.

 

[Devious]

That is one question i will never answer cuz there is no right answer. If you say yes, you're a jerk, and if you say no they think you're lying and you're still a jerk. So when a girl asks me that question i just walk out of the room lol

 

[jbrolax]

i say stop being rediculous, if there skinny they take it as a good thing

if htere fat they take it as a good thing even tho u know its a bd thing

 

[Cown]

That is one question i will never answer cuz there is no right answer. If you say yes, you're a jerk, and if you say no they think you're lying and you're still a jerk. So when a girl asks me that question i just walk out of the room lol

Just act like you didnt hear them and then suddenly burst out! OH BY THE WAY and then start talking about some bullshit and you won't have to do anything

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

or you could call them an awfull name and tell them their humongous

 

[SiGh]

ROFL @ the if u think ur fat..then u are. dont ask us.

 

[2PacThug4Life]

Nice list, leave both toilet seat parts down though :fury:.

 

[Beautiful Angel]

Erm. . . okay


well maybe nothing relates to you because you haven't been in a serious relationship yet

or maybe it's bc he's not really a guy?! lol

 

[Synful*Luv]

or maybe it's bc he's not really a guy?! lol

LOL, leave lil KAMIKAZI alone