The End of the world....[Charvs May Not Read]

[2pac4prez2004]

Ok i have a reached a conclusion, were fucked, the Uk is in a time of stress, the likes of which we've never seen before....Schools Out...

With school's breaking up, it means more rats on the streets, cap wearing, poverty alchohol drinking rats, and it hit me, every year we produce more of these people each year schools over, these people are left living 'the street life' hussling for cheap hoe's and still asking people to purchase there £2 alchohol....by the years were gonna be swamped, more charvs and more charvs galore, shits gonna be worse then mad cow disease...

Our children will likely rebel and turn to the charv side, which means when were 80 year old, buying some new dentures, blasting 'Troublesome 96' on our pimped out zimmer frame the probability of being ass raped and left for dead by a group of charv's is likely....

i seen a charv out smart a police car today, shit was hillarious, he jumped over a fence and hid under a massive samsung box..

Only a selected few escape now, the Uk is like the era of attitude, if you dont live in the uk, dont disregard this post, if the crazy fuckin bitch made frog can break the usa, then so can charvs....my opinion, free shotguns for every non charv is the uk...its hunting season :thumb:

any one agree?
am i mentally ill? yes...

peace

 

[TG1 Ghetto One]

First off its chavs not charvs and yes they must be stopped at all costs...

 

[2pac4prez2004]

its charvs at the top of uk...

 

[LeThree]

lets clean up the streets... *loads gun*

 

[Raspac]

wtf is charvs? its chavs

 

[bigmack]

lmao @ charvs

 

[2pac4prez2004]

seriously, its charv, we pronounce it with a R, Cha-R-va etc...

 

[My_Dyin_Day04]

Fuck Chavs! (and Charvs apparently lol), seriously with high temps they cant wear their tracky bs, caps with hoodies, fake chains and clothes. Damn I hate Chavs

 

[Hallbanger]

can someone please explain to those of us who dont know what the fuck a chav is?

 

[Will]

its charvs, im with the guy who started the post. think the north east was the birth place of the people. blame us haha its got to a point round these parts where you cant turn round a corner without bein sent dizzy by a swarm of technicoloured stripey henri lloyd jumpers and burberry caps.

its like a disease, i've lost all my old mates from my street to it, it slowly eats at a person til they walk round like zombies talkin like they r off their tits on smack about the last fight they were in.

its my opinion that they are slowly destroying society, they're like a plague that cant be stopped, the bastards really piss me off like, i'm with ya on the shotgun season comment. Let the hunt begin!!

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Shit, neds have been around for a long, long time & it hasn't made a massive difference.

It seems middle & upper class England have just realized there are working-class people in their country - people who don't dress, talk or act like them & all these toffs have now got their knickers in a twist.

 

[bigmack]

can someone please explain to those of us who dont know what the fuck a chav is?

female chav
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)

male chav
short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed)

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.

 

[Matt10]

female chav
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)

male chav
short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed)

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.

for real^^^


a female chav is that vicky pollard from little britain. thats the classic example of a female chav.

and male chavs, u can tell straight away if they are a chav or not. wearing fake burberry caps, shell suits/tracksuits with massive, and i mean the biggest nike, adidas or reebok signs, fake gold chains and fake gold soveriegn rings. the classic example of a male chav.....micky carroll the lotto lout.

yeah, and chavs only start if they have a few of them together, they are pussy's. proper fagz. and u know they are pussys cuz they have 2 use weapons 2 fight with, even if they do outnumber whoever they are starting with. men who fight with weapons are wimps and cowards, and that pretty much sums up chavs.

like tupac would say about a chav, u aintshit without your chavboys................

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Man, the dictionary has it fucked up. The more I see - & hear about - chavs the more I know they shouldn't be compared to neds.

 

[Silleone]

LMAO "u aint shit without your chav-boys"

 

[Matt10]

heres a site, its joke,. gives u detail about chavs and their "dress code" some pictures of real life chavs on there aswell. they look like tossers.


www.chavscum.co.uk

 

[Taliq]

They're just victims of the environment in which they are born into. The ironic thing is, given the well off position a lot of you have, you'll probably amount to fuck all just like them. YOU are the true wasteman.

 

[2pac4prez2004]

They're just victims of the environment in which they are born into. The ironic thing is, given the well off position a lot of you have, you'll probably amount to fuck all just like them. YOU are the true wasteman.

victims of the environment? were in the same environment as them... they chose the right to be street cock suckers, there are plenty of opportunities for us...shit its the uk not iraq.....and its not a issue of money, theres various 'Charvs' around my area which sell weed, making more money than me :thumb:

Taliq are you a charv?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

victims of the environment? were in the same environment as them... they chose the right to be street cock suckers, there are plenty of opportunities for us...shit its the uk not iraq.....and its not a issue of money, theres various 'Charvs' around my area which sell weed, making more money than me :thumb:

Taliq are you a charv?

See, chavs appear to be people who are reasonable well off too: neds just aren't the same.

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

Neds people! Not chavs! Different species.