I know all of you here look up to me, and not just because Im taller than most of you, or older than most of you; but simply because I am Rukas and you know I am cool. Nuff said.
Throughout my life's journeys, both home and abroad, in personal and professional ways, I have learned a great deal and now I am ready to share my knowledge with the world.
These lessons will range from personal hygene, to sex advice, to romance advice, to cooking advice, all the way to advice on how to best dispose of the corpse of a dead pigeon, and everything in between.
Normally I would charge for such knowledge, and while I will accept paypal donations sent to paypal@streethop.com, I give you this inside look at the lifestyle of a God-like individual for free.
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Lesson 1: How to stop your Boxer from drooling
No this isn't a tip about your dog, yet it is for all you doggs out there, woof woof. Ermm... On behalf of all the men out there who enjoy women with a vast collection of underwear, I will not recommend this to the ladies...
Throughout my life as a P.I.M.P I have learned (the hard way) the importance of having sexy and CLEAN boxer shorts (if you wear tight speedo type underwear, please click here.)
Now for those of you who have been lucky enough to repeatedly see me in my underwear, all couple dozen of you on here, you will know my underwear used to range from sexy to embarrassing with cartoons on it, that is what happens when you go from a boy to a man.
Now, Im not one to spend too much time doing the laundry. I try to do it once a month and have on rotation about 6 hood T's, 4 nice shirts, couple sweaters, ect ect, and these last me for about a month. Now, we cant play this game with boxer shorts if we expect to get head on a regular, and come on men, that is the meaning of life at this age am I not correct? Woof!
So I have developed this system which I use that allows me to keep only TWO boxer shorts in constant rotation. And realistically, you could streamline this to function for only ONE pair, but to be safe I use two.
It's quite simple, and you dont need any fancy gadgets or cleaning products, all you need is your shower and some shampoo.
Now what I do is quite simple, every night I shower (to keep my sexy all the way tasty), and I take the boxers I wore that day, and simply wash them in the shower using shampoo (conditioner is optional). Furthermore, I use that scented shampoo, to give my boxers a nice fresh smell, and this gives the ladies an impression of effort taken.
When I step out of the shower I towel my perfectly chizzled body off, and rinse dry the boxer shorts, I then hang them next to the towel and go to sleep.
Now if you go to bed at a realistic hour, they should be dry when you wake up. But considering I go to sleep at 4 am and get up at 8am most days, this doesnt always work in winter, so I have a second pair of boxers on rotation. So while boxer A is drying I wear boxer B, then wash boxer B that night and wear boxer A the following day.
It is that simple.
Welcome to pimphood.
Related Tip: "Honey, lets shower together to conserve water" is worth two in the bush.
Throughout my life's journeys, both home and abroad, in personal and professional ways, I have learned a great deal and now I am ready to share my knowledge with the world.
These lessons will range from personal hygene, to sex advice, to romance advice, to cooking advice, all the way to advice on how to best dispose of the corpse of a dead pigeon, and everything in between.
Normally I would charge for such knowledge, and while I will accept paypal donations sent to paypal@streethop.com, I give you this inside look at the lifestyle of a God-like individual for free.
--
Lesson 1: How to stop your Boxer from drooling
No this isn't a tip about your dog, yet it is for all you doggs out there, woof woof. Ermm... On behalf of all the men out there who enjoy women with a vast collection of underwear, I will not recommend this to the ladies...
Throughout my life as a P.I.M.P I have learned (the hard way) the importance of having sexy and CLEAN boxer shorts (if you wear tight speedo type underwear, please click here.)
Now for those of you who have been lucky enough to repeatedly see me in my underwear, all couple dozen of you on here, you will know my underwear used to range from sexy to embarrassing with cartoons on it, that is what happens when you go from a boy to a man.
Now, Im not one to spend too much time doing the laundry. I try to do it once a month and have on rotation about 6 hood T's, 4 nice shirts, couple sweaters, ect ect, and these last me for about a month. Now, we cant play this game with boxer shorts if we expect to get head on a regular, and come on men, that is the meaning of life at this age am I not correct? Woof!
So I have developed this system which I use that allows me to keep only TWO boxer shorts in constant rotation. And realistically, you could streamline this to function for only ONE pair, but to be safe I use two.
It's quite simple, and you dont need any fancy gadgets or cleaning products, all you need is your shower and some shampoo.
Now what I do is quite simple, every night I shower (to keep my sexy all the way tasty), and I take the boxers I wore that day, and simply wash them in the shower using shampoo (conditioner is optional). Furthermore, I use that scented shampoo, to give my boxers a nice fresh smell, and this gives the ladies an impression of effort taken.
When I step out of the shower I towel my perfectly chizzled body off, and rinse dry the boxer shorts, I then hang them next to the towel and go to sleep.
Now if you go to bed at a realistic hour, they should be dry when you wake up. But considering I go to sleep at 4 am and get up at 8am most days, this doesnt always work in winter, so I have a second pair of boxers on rotation. So while boxer A is drying I wear boxer B, then wash boxer B that night and wear boxer A the following day.
It is that simple.
Welcome to pimphood.
Related Tip: "Honey, lets shower together to conserve water" is worth two in the bush.
So slow.
