The Brown Noise!

[k69atie]

^^Lol, people txt in the show saying it worked, but i think they are lying!

 

[critikaldesignz]

what is this noise's purpose? its just some outdoor background noise...

 

[Little Skittle]

it is true and i have heard it! its more commonly known as chingy- balla baby

 

[Troublesome1996]

i just played it, kinda gives you a weird feeling in your stomach / ass, ill play it some more and see what happens. Feels really strange.

 

[bigmack]

what is this noise's purpose? its just some outdoor background noise...

nah, its suppose to be a frequency that affects the brain so your bowels get released

 

[bigmack]

i just played it, kinda gives you a weird feeling in your stomach / ass, ill play it some more and see what happens. Feels really strange.

thats just a placebo effect. it wont do shit because the frequency cannot be held in the music file. you must be at the source of when the brown noise is generated. there was an article i read where it shows you how to generate it and that one works. of course if you aint holding shit in your intestines then you wont shit, but if you have shit in there it will release it

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Impossible. No sounds can break up my rectal cavity!

What about when you hear me say 10 dolla'? Worked the other night.........

 

[Silleone]

katie, the nipple piercing thing made me want to fuck u.......but i gotta say this shit fetish aint really doing it for me.

 

[C.R.Y.]

katie, the nipple piercing thing made me want to fuck u.......but i gotta say this shit fetish aint really doing it for me.

lmao. thats going in my sig

 

[k69atie]

katie, the nipple piercing thing made me want to fuck u.......but i gotta say this shit fetish aint really doing it for me.

Lol, i am sorry but i had never heard of "the brown noise" just wanted to know what it was. i don't have a shit fetish!

 

[Duke]

download it here and try it

http://www.ee.columbia.edu/~dpwe/noise/brownnoise.wav

i just farted but i didnt shit myself

HAHAHHA. I just tried that shit and my bowels did feel a little bit funny. That was unexpected. But i've been quite ill for days so i'm in a weakened state already. A healthy person shouldn't be phased by this

 

[tupac004]

i saw an episode of myth busters where they strapped a guy up in diapers and he stood in front of huge speakers and they produced sound at several suspected frequencies of the brown noise, but nothin happened

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

i saw an episode of myth busters where they strapped a guy up in diapers and he stood in front of huge speakers and they produced sound at several suspected frequencies of the brown noise, but nothin happened

NICE! I saw that episode too, i can attest to it...Also, on that one or another episode, they successfully recorded the first ever proven 'breaking of glass with sound/voice'-they had this one master yell at like 25 wine glasses for an hour and finally one of them broke.

 

[Hankaveli]

Got it on loop and still no Poop!

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

haha, yeah didnt make shit for me


I Can easily see this being used in the future when people (Americans especially) are too lazy to take shits; instead, they'll just push a button on their light switch and shit's taken care of. (pretty airport music will loop in the backround too)