The Art of Approachment:

[Shadows]

In this thread, One will describe a woman/man, very well, to the fucking T including the scenario (very important!). The next poster, will describe how they will approach him/her, whether negative, positive...maybe even a pick up line....

Then make up your own female/male and scenario.


Female/Male Descriptions can be sexy, fugly, weirdo etc...

Scenarios can be u working, foreign country, visiting family...etc...

Be smooth, or have fun with it...but most of all be creative.

Scenario:

You haven't been laid for 2 years. It's 7:00Am, you're home alone in your apt. Someone wakes you up b/c someone is pounding on the door. You get pissed.

You are only wearing boxers, and you have the morning stiff.

You see the peephole and see a Nun about 5 years older than you. You wouldn't usually open it, but this Nun looks FINE. Light complected, with big titties. Its just too bad you can't see her ass b/c of the nun outfit she is wearing. She has this urgency look to her but at the same time, she isn't going the fuck away.

What do you do?

EDIT: Please make a next scenario after answering to keep the thread more interesting.

 

[Da_Funk]

Open the door, rape her, dispose of the body.

 

[Caesar]

It's kind of hard to seduce a nun man... You may want to start with an easier example and ease into the blasphemy...

 

[Farzin]

Dress up as Jesus and tell her she needs to bare his Child for the second coming.

 

[Shadows]

It's kind of hard to seduce a nun man... You may want to start with an easier example and ease into the blasphemy...

lol, okay. I was hoping it would start the creativeness.

New Scenario:

Your working @ a gas station. You hate your life, in fact, your starting to like people that are emo. You have a great girlfriend, but she isn't really cutting it...

Enter a hot beauty coming in the store wanting Ice. Dirty blonde with the great highlights. Tall, already in her bikini showing off hard nipples, with a great tan.

The only problem is, there is no ice.

Your manager asks you to make some. So you know you have to go to the back to insert ice in a bag.

In the back room there is a camera, but there is one blind spot. That blind spot is not big enough to hold two people for a quickie, (assuming you could persuade her into one).

What do you do?

 

[Caesar]

Dress up as Jesus and tell her she needs to bare his Child for the second coming.

LOL. Awesome.

 

[Preach]

Dress up as Jesus and tell her she needs to bare his Child for the second coming.

lmao!

 

[vg4030]

If I couldnt convince her back there with me, Id go into the blind spot and whack one off before going back to work

 

[Bender]

scenario: a jehovas witness knocks on your door, firstly you hide anything in your home that is valuable and easy to pick up, for example a wallet/keys/jewellry etc, then answer the door, throw a couple of questions her way, then invite her in to tell you more, when things start to get a little boring you say to her 'i didn't witness the last jehovas witness that i let into my house, stealing my mobile phone while it was on charge on the television, but i have seen jehova, he is in my pants, witness!'

 

[S O F I]

shadows, it'd be much more interesting if you'd present real-life scenarios and then see what people would do in them. You can get just as creative answers as from the nun scenario, but it would actually be helpful to the "art of approachment" as you call it.

 

[Shadows]

shadows, it'd be much more interesting if you'd present real-life scenarios and then see what people would do in them. You can get just as creative answers as from the nun scenario, but it would actually be helpful to the "art of approachment" as you call it.

Make one up bro.

Make another even if no one answers this one:

Scenario: Your with your homies. They are tough. Some wannabes, some real. You guys go seeing girls @ the beach. They are looking for and hollering towards women in bikini's. You don't want to be the guy to look gay, but you see a skinny built girl. Loose-fitted, VERY NERDY, toward the little beach mall.

She is Listening to her ipod, reading a book, constantly looking @ her watch and PDA. You don't want to admit that she is your type, but she is reading the book you just enjoyed.

How do you get away from your friends and somehow get her attention, after she has been watching you act dumb with your friends?

 

[Bender]

i made one up, do i get rep points