The 50 People who need a vicious beating

[Zero Cool]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=1111&SectionID=1

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

30. Oprah - Do everyone a favor and put “How to Give Great Head” on your book list. Imagine how much more pleasant this country would be if all those chubby housewives were at least handling their business in the bedroom.

28. Paul McCartney - Someone needs to beat this guy with his new wife’s wooden leg.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Jokerman]

Very funny. :thumb:

Steven Tyler: The guy looks a cross between a battered wife and large mouth bass

 

[mechman]

"21. People Who Watch "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette"
At least if they caught a severe beating they would have something going on in their lives that was better than watching vapid television shows and stuffing their fat faces with processed foods. "
22. The Bachelors and The Bachelorettes
These people completely lack any discernable talent that might otherwise gain them the attention they so desperately desire, so they sign up to date similarly vile people on television. Who is watching these fucking shows? Seriously, your life can’t possibly be that boring that an hour of "The Bachelor" is better. Can it? Hold on- "


hahaha, I hate Dr. Phil and the oxy-clean guy too. You know who I'm talking about. The oxy-clean guy. I call him "Old Yeller"

 

[yak pac fatal]

19. Rosie O'Donnell
You know, I always hated Rosie’s vile brand of passive-aggressive, humorless, sugar-coated “comedy.” I actually respect her more for finally coming out. Too bad she didn’t have the sand to do it before she was nothing more than an embarrassing footnote in television history. How gorgeous is Tom Cruise now, Rosie? You fraud. And by the way, no one wants to see a play about Boy George.
lol

 

[MrsMakaveli4eva]

Very funny. :thumb:

Steven Tyler: The guy looks a cross between a battered wife and large mouth bass

LOL

 

[Flipmo]

I wouldn't put Robin Williams or Russell Crowe there.

Robin Williams is funny when he does stand-up comedy, actually to me in general he's funny. Dude has a different style.

Rusell Crowe has had more than 1 good movie; Insider, Beautiful mind, Cinderella man and Master & commander: The Far Side of the Sea..

Wouldn't have put Leno at #1, but he should be in there somewhere.. lol

 

[Saint33]

LMAO at #49. Cats. I hate cats lol

but there’s a common misconception that cats are actually their own species. In reality, cats are just really gay dogs.

HHAHAHAHA

22. Bachelors and Bachelorettes

These people completely lack any discernable talent that might otherwise gain them the attention they so desperately desire, so they sign up to date similarly vile people on television. Who is watching these fucking shows? Seriously, your life can’t possibly be that boring that an hour of "The Bachelor" is better. Can it? Hold on-

People Who Watch "Bachelor" or "Bachelorette"

At least if they caught a severe beating they would have something going on in their lives that was better than watching vapid television shows and stuffing their fat faces with processed foods.

LMAO, that is the worst show ever thought of

 

[Outla Spirit]

Bill O'Reilly :thumb:

 

[MrsMakaveli4eva]

you forgot to add Omarosa

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

How can people hate cats

My cat is cool..and overweight..i call her Biggie

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

How can people hate cats

My cat is cool..and overweight..i call her Biggie

Does she get down like Tupac in Ali G?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

No all she does is eat and chase butterflies.

 

[bigmack]

Dr. Phil managed to parlay a chance job helping Oprah win a lawsuit with the cattle industry into a multi-million dollar TV gig. All for doing little more than spouting asinine, over-simplified, backwoods common sense at a bunch of degenerate fuck-ups in order to make fat, lonely housewives feel better about their pathetic lives. How much do you want to bet me that everyone of the mouth-breathing apes he “helps” on his show are back to their same hijinks by the time their episode airs? I’m all in.

hahahaha so true

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

No all she does is eat and chase butterflies.

Are you using the word "chase" loosely considering she's a fat bitch?

 

[mechman]

my cat is fat and makes really weird noises when she is licking herself. She sneezes and licks her snot, sometimes she sneezes 20 or 30 times in a row.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

my cat is fat and makes really weird noises when she is licking herself. She sneezes and licks her snot, sometimes she sneezes 20 or 30 times in a row.

The more I hear about people's cats the more I think the writer is right.

 

[Jokerman]

sometimes she sneezes 20 or 30 times in a row.

So do I. (I also cough up hairballs. )

 

[Confucius87]

nice read:thumb:

 

[haunted]

So do I. (I also cough up hairballs. )

Wifey doesnt shave the cooter?