What are you going to do?
I gotta work but i will be out early enough to eat. Probably watch football and play video games with the family, since our Annual "Turkey bowl," (Football game) is done with since my dad retired.
Anyway, My family isn't the kind that eats ham. I always found it kind of weird for certain families to eat certain food that wasnt really about Thanksgiving.
I hope to eat A LOT!
Anyway,
Heres a Thanksgiving Joke:
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
I gotta work but i will be out early enough to eat. Probably watch football and play video games with the family, since our Annual "Turkey bowl," (Football game) is done with since my dad retired.
Anyway, My family isn't the kind that eats ham. I always found it kind of weird for certain families to eat certain food that wasnt really about Thanksgiving.
I hope to eat A LOT!
Anyway,
Heres a Thanksgiving Joke:
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
