Texts from last night

[Duke]

ROFL @ PacMan pizza:

this deserves an honourable mention as well:

(615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.

 

[Casey]

texts from last night

Me and my wife were looking at this site for about 2 hours last night, just laughing our asses off.

Have a read through and post your favorites. Shit is toooooo funny.

 

[kastro]

(847): So did the night end well for you?
(248): I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

hahaha i found this one funny, how did you come across this site, i never even thought about searching this up

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Its been posted before man.

GET ON YOUR GAME.

But actually, thanks because I was trying to figure out the name of the site a few days ago.

I love you?

 

[Flipmo]

(502): Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

"(503): I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats." Lmao

 

[Duke]

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score


lmao, NICE. I'm so using this.

also totally lollercoptered at the one Kami posted. good stuff.

 

[Casey]

I LOLd hard at this one:

(954): I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

(816): You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
(1-816): So we're fucking tonight?

Lmao!!!!!