Tell me a Joke.

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[Sir Dro]

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?....









FO DRIZZLE.

 

[SiGh]

edit.

 

[dedbrd]

an old black man finds a lamp and decides to rub it, when he does a glorious genie appears,
the old man then asks for his 3 wishes and the genie says "i will grant you 1 wish"
the man the starts cussing the genie out "you jive ass motherfucker i know the rules i get 3 wishes"
the genie, now annoyed says to the old man, "i have stated and so it will be, you get one wish and one wish only"
the old man now realizing that he may lose even the 1 wish if he doesn't calm down decides a calm head should prevail and he asks the genie for his 1 wish.."being that i am an old black man, i do not get much action any more and i still feel a lot of prejudice during my golden years, so genie, here is my wish...i want to be white and spend the rest of my life in pussy"
the genie states "master, your wish is my command" *poof* the old man was a tampon

 

[Prize Gotti]

Where does Saddam hide his "Weapons Of Mass Destruction"?







IN A RACK!!!!

 

[THA_DAN]

you are heterosexual

 

[jbrolax]

another racist joke....(SORRY)

Why is there cotton in in advil bottles above the medicane?






To remind blacks they were cotton pickers before drug dealers...

 

[Helena]

^that's not funny

 

[Illuminattile]

did u no Hitler killed 2 million jews and one clown?

(someone reply to this joke to here the punchline)
really?

You're supposed to say "Why did he kill one clown?" and then the punchline is "See, nobody cares about the Jews."

 

[jbrolax]

You're supposed to say "Why did he kill one clown?" and then the punchline is "See, nobody cares about the Jews."

even though i ruined it, thats pretty good...haha

 

[jbrolax]

^that's not funny

Sorry

 

[S O F I]

I like the Jew one.

 

[Saint33]

You're supposed to say "Why did he kill one clown?" and then the punchline is "See, nobody cares about the Jews."

u bastard tellin my punchline

o and jbrolax (or we) don wry, ud be surprised how many people fuck that up

 

[_carmi]

You're supposed to say "Why did he kill one clown?" and then the punchline is "See, nobody cares about the Jews."

funny one

 

[Jebus]

*Racist and I thought it was wrong personally but fuck it,ya'll got weird humor.


Whats the difference between a pie and a jew???














A pie doesnt scream in the oven

 

[jbrolax]

Yeh i heard that one with a pizza instead...funny shit


I have a joke like that but it includes rosa parks and since her passing im not even gonna say it....RIP

 

[jbrolax]

since jew bashing seems to be the thing in this thread heres a classic, youve probley heard it but for you all who havent...

Why do jews have big noses?




Because the air is free

 

[Saint33]

i got a few more jew jokes

how many jews can u fit in a volkswagen beatle?





2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 10 000 in the ash tray


also...

Y do jewish women like circumsized penises?





cuz they like nethin 10% off

PS- i no many other good jokes, including, black jokes, blonde jokes, sexist jokes, native jokes. If ud like to here a certain group jus tell me, ill make u piss ur pants laughing

 

[devils_advok8]

^Go for it

 

[Saint33]

^Go for it

ne preferences?