Stupid Is Genetic

[AmerikazMost]

My mom works the front office for the county prison, and there was a suicide attempt today.

Two cousins were in on burglary charges. For some reason they were put in the same cell, which doesn't usually happen with co-defendants. Well, apparently they felt life was hopeless and decided to end it all.

So one of them ties the end of a sheet around his neck, and the other ties the other end around his. They stand back to back, run in opposite directions, and fall back with nothing more than a headache.

 

[C.R.Y.]

lmfao. stupid is as stupid does, and this is a perfect example

 

[troublesome2004]

I can understand that they became desperate. But suicide for such thing? And how that tried to end their life? They are really stupid...

 

[Tru Principle]

There's nothing funny about two human beings who attempt suicide.

 

[Little Skittle]

^^^ It's funny because they went about it like dickfors.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Yeah stupid because they couldn't do the time for the crime they committed. Stupid because they couldn't think of a better way to kill themselves. Serious because they were that desperate to take their lives.

Random Story

By DON THOMPSON, Associated Press Writer
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - - The state disciplined three employees at a youth prison after the suicide of an 18-year-old man who had been isolated in his room for two months, the corrections department said Friday.

Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation spokesman Julio Calderon told The Associated Press he could not disclose what the actions were because it was a personnel matter.

Few details have been released about Joseph Daniel Maldonado's case. He was serving time for stealing a car.

The prison system investigation had blamed poor oversight for Maldonado's death at the N.A. Chaderjian Youth Correctional Facility in Stockton last August.

Employees failed to allow him counseling, visitors or exercise, and missed several signs that he needed mental health treatment, according a report by Inspector General Matthew Cate. After employees discovered Maldonado had covered his windows and was not responding, they took 38 minutes to enter the teen's room.

They found Maldonado hanging from a bed sheet.

 

[keco52]

Somehow I don't find this funny after having a close friend hang himself in jail after he was sentenced to life. But I guess it's funny when ppl are desperate to end their life -shrugs-

I have pms so I'm gonna blame that.

 

[_carmi]

the situation itself is not funny, but the way they tried to kill themself is funny.