Streethop's No Masturbation Clause

[hizzle?]

So me and FlipMo started a No Masturbation competition.

My reason is because the doctor told me to stop. (I'm not joking.)

And Davy thinks that he will have a Super Sayian 4 erection after a while.

Wanna join?

 

[Flipmo]

It's been a day and I want to shoot myself... but once I'm done. My ejaculations will be like the Kamehameha..

 

[Sebastian]

My reason is because the doctor told me to stop. (I'm not joking.)

I dont believe you.

 

[Flipmo]

He told him, it's true. If you know the full story, you'd probably believe it also. lol

 

[Bobby Sands]

Is he going blind?

 

[hizzle?]

no... but let's go back to the whole no masturbation thing.

 

[Shahin]

Can you still have sex?

 

[hizzle?]

He says no.

Davy says: thats like cheating
Davy says:
oooh i didnt masturbate
Davy says:
no someone else did it for you
Davy says:
you asshole

 

[Shahin]

Then what's the point of having a super saiyan erection hmmmmmm?

 

[hizzle?]

Well after like a few weeks, you'll have a super saiyan erection and you'll do a kamehameha facial cumshot.

 

[Flipmo]

Take her face apart with my SPECIAL BEAM CANNON

 

[hizzle?]

badabeeeeem, badaboooom

 

[Farzin]

Fuck that i aint participating.

Good luck.

 

[hizzle?]

thanks. I'm at 26 hours now.

Still not THAT tempted.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Im trying my best but i cant get your mom out of my head.

 

[hizzle?]

^^^that wasn't all that funny... your mom jokes are okay, but that sucked lol

 

[masta247]

Good luck

Here's a test for you:

 

[hizzle?]

pics 1,3 wow.

pic 2 meh

pic 4. That,s Sigh right?

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^^that wasn't all that funny... your mom jokes are okay, but that sucked lol

moms jokes are so immature lol.


I was doing okay until i saw the 4th picture masta. damn.

I reckon the girl in the second picture is polish. Is she masta?

 

[THEV1LL4N]

i know all the wankers in this thread just saved all those pics for later usage.