Soulja boy IS A FUCKING MORON.

[Casey]

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One of the biggest songs in the country last year was an inane, sex-chant-infused Southern rap called "Crank That (Soulja Boy)," by young Soulja Boy Tell Em, from tiny Batesville, Mississippi, population 7,113. Soulja Boy Tell Em turned 18 this summer and is looking forward to voting for the first time. His monster hit song included repeated assertions of a cartoonishly absurd sex act: supermanning, or as he elaborated repeatedly in the song, "Superman that ho," which means to come on a woman's back and then put a sheet over her so it sticks to her back and she looks like she’s wearing a cape. Ridiculous stuff. He also chants repeatedly, "Supersoak that ho,” the meaning of which needs no explanation, given the neighborhood we're already in.

These are ludicrous suggestions that play into the Cro-Magnon conception of men using sex and sperm to attack and slay women. It's such a mean-spirited vision of sex that every time I heard the record I thought, I bet that before this came out, he was a virgin.

I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He said, "Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa.”

Last week in Atlanta, I got to interview Soulja Boy Tell Em. I found out just how young he really is. He was one of about ten rappers I interviewed in one day for my BET show, The Black Carpet. I decided it'd be fun to give all the rappers part of the Proust questionnaire. I thought it'd be a way to get beyond image and into who they really are. Most of the guys gave good, thoughtful, intelligent, sensitive answers. I asked Juelz Santana, “How would you like to die?” He said, "Loved."

Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, "Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters..." He said, "Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa."

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground."We wouldn't be here," he continued, having no idea how far in it he'd stepped, "to get this ice and tattoos."

Wow. Never mind that diamonds come from Africa. Never mind that there were many generations of pain in between leaving Africa and getting diamonds. Never mind that the long-term cataclysmic effects of subtracting about tens of millions of young, strong people from Africa over the course of a couple of centuries is a large part of the reason why Africa now appears so distasteful to you. Never mind all that, Soulja Boy. You put country first.

What a fucking dumbass.

 

[Farzin]

Who honestly expected anything better than that from Soulja Boy?

Who is seriously shocked by this?

 

[Jeremy]

He's sooo hip-hop.

 

[Da_Funk]

Finally black people are starting to realize us whites did them a favour. Its about time!

 

[AmerikazMost]

Water is wet.

 

[stefanwzyga]

Super soak that ho! What a twat.

 

[Preach]

On a serious note, I respect this opinion more than people who still hate white people because some other white people did horrible things 200 years ago. Colored people will never understand this, but the two extremes are equally ridiculous.

I wish all black people in America would get over themselves and slavery. None of the people alive today did that shit so don't fucking hold a grudge you fucking losers. I say. That said, I also understand human nature and why they do it. Because for all the American talk about the struggle and keeping your head up, being strong, they're as weak and frail as any other human being, and they have no insight into self like most other human beings.

 

[ARon]

On a serious note, I respect this opinion more than people who still hate white people because some other white people did horrible things 200 years ago. Colored people will never understand this, but the two extremes are equally ridiculous.

I wish all black people in America would get over themselves and slavery. None of the people alive today did that shit so don't fucking hold a grudge you fucking losers. I say. That said, I also understand human nature and why they do it. Because for all the American talk about the struggle and keeping your head up, being strong, they're as weak and frail as any other human being, and they have no insight into self like most other human beings.

Hmm...

I was gonna type some shit out but I hope you are just being sarcastic.

 

[Sebastian]

Obviously, Rizzle was not being sarcastic so you can add what you wanted to add in the first place.

 

[Flipmo]

Soulja boy taught me to superman that hoe. So now, I'm in jail for throwing a bitch out of my 40th floor office.

Thank you black man with big sunglasses!

 

[Casey]

Hey, Seb's back! Sup Seb?

 

[_carmi]

lol what an ignorant dumb fuck. but hey i'm not surprised

 

[Kadafi Son]

wtf, right when I thought this fool couldn't get any more...for lack of better word, STUPID. All i can do is nod my head

 

[masta247]

oh noez, Soulja bwoy stupid? No shit :amazed:

oh noez, a nigja stole my grandpa's bike, now I'm going to punish all black people by robbing them, rapping about it and shootin gunZ. Fuck those racist black bike stealerz yo!

 

[Shahin]

Colored people will never understand this, but the two extremes are equally ridiculous.

Of course not, with their inferior intellects you can't expect them to reason on the same level as us whites.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Preach was beat up by colored people at school

 

[raywaters11]

lol this was funny..

nice answer by juelz tho

 

[THEV1LL4N]

soulja boy is a frog.