some fucked up shit happened to me

[PELLA]

ok, this is REALLY FUCKED. For the past 2 days, ive been missing this one person calling me and my phone shows me this crazy ass long phone number ive never seen before. So today, i get off work and it said that i missed 5 calls from that one number! So im like, FUCK! Who is that!? So i call the person and guess fucken what, its some guy named "ALI" from INDIA. Im like: who is this, why are you calling etc etc. I couldnt really understand him but hes like: youre a good man, youre a good man. So now, i got a txt msg from this guy and heres what it said:

Hi. U r a good man.
My name is Ali.
I wanna friend ship with u.
Thanks 4 call. Ur good man.
Wr r u leave. Plz reply. I vant come ur contrey.
U give me a visa. Plz



WHAT
THE
FUCK!?!?!?!?
This is some creepy shit! Any ideas?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Someone from the board maybe.

 

[PuffnScruff]

LOL help the guy out man, let him live with you, get him a visa,

ive got some weird call before too, but nothing like this

 

[PELLA]

shits fucken creepy!

 

[PuffnScruff]

next time he calls tell him to give me a call 502-839-8800

 

[nail_polish]

leave him the same message :thumb:

 

[PELLA]

fo real?

 

[PELLA]

leave him the same message :thumb:

naw man. I just want him to fuck off and stop calling me. Jesus.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Tell him to call me, i'll share my citizenship with him. However, i'm going to need 10 stacks in USD, and we can get him into America with no problems

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Just say "I'm not a good man, you got the wrong guy."

 

[Dante]

maybe he can tutor you. outsource your education, bitch.

 

[PELLA]

have you guys heard of this happening before?

 

[PELLA]

maybe he can tutor you. outsource your education, bitch.

bun dat

 

[V@PoR]

lol that is messed up, maby it is one of ur friends fucken with u or maby it really is him... u might as well get his number blocker or w/e

 

[PuffnScruff]

i am dead serious tell him to call me

 

[Illuminattile]

It was me, APRIL FOOL'S!

Seriously, sounds like some kinda scam. I think the most important thing you need to do is to keep posting any messages he sends you in this thread.

 

[PELLA]

^ i think thats the funniest think i can do

 

[bigmack]

tell him you're gay

 

[Freedom Froggy]

maybe osama bin laden?

 

[Jokerman]

Everyone who's received that call has been found dead within 48 hours afterwards with blood pouring out of their eye sockets. Maybe your experience will be different. Good luck.