Some awkward/humiliating moments?

[Cheesyphily16]

^Either that or living in Winnipeg causes people to bark like dogs. DMX is from Winnipeg.

 

[Saint33]

^Either that or living in Winnipeg causes people to bark like dogs. DMX is from Winnipeg.

i guess ur mom is too.

 

[PELLA]

^ lol

 

[ill-matic]

ive read it like 4 times and still dont get it, who doesnt what?


neways, one time i was havin a few peeps over, and i was hammered. I was fooling around with some bitch and then wen i talked to her infront of a bunch of peeps she was all actin like it didnt happen. So me and a few buddys wer callin her a dog and like barkin at her for awhile, so she hid in the bathroom. So i went and picked up my dog's bin of dog food (and this thing is huge, its like a garbage bin) and opened the door and dumped it all over her. She started crying and ran down the street to this other party, and then got kicked out of that cuz she smelt like shit. Teaches her for bein such a hoe

how the fuck can you treat someone like that?

 

[EDouble]

im a Baller, shot caller

 

[Preach]

ive read it like 4 times and still dont get it, who doesnt what?

they don't show 8 mile in canada. he was responding to dante's post.

 

[PELLA]

how the fuck can you treat someone like that?

he's shittin' all over you if u believe that story

 

[Casey]

what i got you gotta give it to your momma

 

[Saint33]

he's shittin' all over you if u believe that story

ummm well actually it was real, so fuck you

want the details?

 

[ill-matic]

ummm well actually it was real, so fuck you

want the details?

lmao

 

[Cheesyphily16]

want the details?

Nah, it's ok. I think you've already explained yourself. You enjoy fucking dogs. Nothing to be proud of but hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[not really ken]

Another decent thread runied by idiots with cliche jokes thinking they're funny.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over today?
Me: Yessir. I was going too fast back there
Cop: Do you have anything illegal in the car?
Me: No, I do not
Cop: May I see your license and registration please
Me: Yeah.... here
Cop: Okay, I'll be back
My high ass friends and I: Oh shit! He's gonna search the car!
Friend A: Dude, I still go this weed in my pocket! Should I hide it?
Friend B: Dude, don't move around. Sit still
Me: Yeah, sit still!
*the cop comes back*
Cop: Okay sir, I'm going to give you a warning on the speeding and the tints
Me: Okay
Cop: Are you sure you don't have any MAR-I-JUA-NA in the car?
Me: No sir
Cop: May I search your vehicle?
**AWKWARD MOMENT ALERT**
Me: Yeah sure............. but what if I say no?
Cop: *pauses* Um.... then I will have to let you go
Me: Oh. Okay, well, we're in a hurry to get to my friend's place so I'd rather go
Cop: Okay then. Drive safe
Me: Okay, thank you
*starts driving*
My high friends and I: Ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!


This post was dedicated to the Wabasha County Sheriff's Office