Some awkward/humiliating moments?

^lol aint that a bitch.

In eight grade I was realaxing in my seat, gathering all my thoughts and figuring out how i was about to start my presentation. When it comes to me giving presentations in front of a roomful of people i tend to get a little nervous, but nothing real bad. But n e way, my book bag was under my desk, but one of my straps was hanging in the aisle and it was my turn to walk up in front of everyone. So i slid out of my chair took a half step and fell face forward right smack dab in the middle of the class. Plop.
 
HiGhTillDeaTH said:
^lol aint that a bitch.

In eight grade I was realaxing in my seat, gathering all my thoughts and figuring out how i was about to start my presentation. When it comes to me giving presentations in front of a roomful of people i tend to get a little nervous, but nothing real bad. But n e way, my book bag was under my desk, but one of my straps was hanging in the aisle and it was my turn to walk up in front of everyone. So i slid out of my chair took a half step and fell face forward right smack dab in the middle of the class. Plop.
Did you die?
 
^It's best not to.

I guess an awkward moment was getting wasted at this party few years back and venting about this girl who overheard and started crying.. I meant what I said but I probably wouldnt have been so harsh if I wasnt drunk. Everytime I saw her after that it was kinda awkward, but oh well didnt like her anyway.
 
PELLA said:
me chockin' during a freestyle battle in front of the school on the cafeteria stage back in like gr 12

I freestyled some kid in highschool, he used to hand out his demos and stuff. It was at a party and I was drinking some cheap vodka and chasing it with natural ice(and lived to tell about it)... anyways i kicked his ass...i guess it was awkward for him
 
First semester of college, we were waiting for the teacher and it was silent, i say to my friend "So...hows the kids?", thinking that none have children and wanted some people to smile and stuff. A few weeks later i find out that he has a kid. AWKWARDDDD
 
PELLA said:
lol, i had to read that twice.

ive read it like 4 times and still dont get it, who doesnt what?


neways, one time i was havin a few peeps over, and i was hammered. I was fooling around with some bitch and then wen i talked to her infront of a bunch of peeps she was all actin like it didnt happen. So me and a few buddys wer callin her a dog and like barkin at her for awhile, so she hid in the bathroom. So i went and picked up my dog's bin of dog food (and this thing is huge, its like a garbage bin) and opened the door and dumped it all over her. She started crying and ran down the street to this other party, and then got kicked out of that cuz she smelt like shit. Teaches her for bein such a hoe
 
artisticgurl said:
I'm suprised you attract any female attention after that Saint.

well the girl is a whore first of all, and its not like i tell every girl i meet, oh and before we get to no each other, id like to say, i hav a thing for dumping dogfood on girls. I prefer kibbles and bits, but iams is good too. Oh and if ur rilly lucky, i toss a box of Milk bones on you, but those arnt cheap so u gotta be a real women
 
artisticgurl said:
Nah but I'd guess something like that would give you a certain reputation. And well her punishment didnt really fit the crime, you seemed to over-react just a lil ;) haha its all good though.

well thats wut a few too many shots of Bacardi 151 can do to you :hungry:
 

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