So i found this something on my living room sofa... rhymes with tourettes

^^ im not. just dont want her being hurt or whatever after everything is done and the boy has gotten what he wanted and she is left heartbroken or whatever...

thing is, she seems to have become overly secretive nowadays and its not like anyone invades her privacy. we just chat, talk, make fun out of each other etc even as friends usually do.

like i said, she can do whatever she wants, so can my brother, just the way i do whatever i want. but i dont want the blame coming onto me since im closer to her than any of her relatives who live nearby, because i was the one who always went to london to see them every summer and spent weeks there. so basically if something bad happens, i dont want them to say "oh, you shouldve kept a closer eye out for her and made sure she was okay".

but fuck it, ima continue as normal, as a brother does and look out for her. i can only do so much without interfering - and i DONT intend on interfering, because its HER life.

even still. i think it was my brothers. and i never question him about things he wants to obviously keep private to himself. but i found it quite funny because the day my brother got caught with a condom in his wallet (before my mum found the wallet in trousers in the laundry basket a long time ago) - my brother said he was looking after it for a friend. so, he told me the same thing yesterday, too.
 
^It was probably your brother. No girls I know carry condoms around. Not even the sluttiest of sluts. They may keep them in their room but they don't carry them around in their pockets just in case they happen to fall on a d*ck. Guys on the other hand are more optimistic about this scenario.

At least you know they're protecting themselves.
 
^It was probably your brother. No girls I know carry condoms around. Not even the sluttiest of sluts. They may keep them in their room but they don't carry them around in their pockets just in case they happen to fall on a d*ck. Guys on the other hand are more optimistic about this scenario.

At least you know they're protecting themselves.

exactly, which is good, and better than no protection at all. a lot of people think it solves all, protects from everything, but that's just another discussion altogether.

keco, that pretty much sums up what i wrote earlier, but you compared the gender, whereas i made a comparison of why would my cousin bring it with her if she was only going back a few hours later.

my cousin is not entirely secretive though. last time i went to her house, the second time i saw her boyfriend they were cuddling up on the sofa watching prison break while i was fixing up some stuff. i didnt even like him, but i made an effort to be friendly and chatty with him because you cant judge a book by its cover. so it was just normal. anyway, my cousin has trust in me and i know this because i trust her and she used to use my phone to call/text her previous boyfriends a few years back... you know, when they dont have credit?

my only main concern is for her is her safety because she's vulnerable and can get lead astray very easily. the peer pressure thing. and her mum says she's always made friends that werent so good.

anyway. carrying on as normal.

keco, duke. thanks for your honesty and mature enough responses. and as you can see im a stresshead. i stress about too much and care too much. sometimes i think i need to become more ruthless and stop caring about other peoples welfare, but its not characteristic of me to behave selfishly etc...
 
I reckon your cousin probably takes it in the arse to keep her chastity intact. I also reckon your brother takes it in arse. So it's probably his condom to protect him from the man juice.
 
Im surprised you even know what a condom looks like


One of these, right?

chastitybelt_300.jpg
 
....far from it. Why are you offended by small peens...yours isn't
 

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