so a man walks into a restaurant and...

PuffnScruff

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...cuts off his penis:confused:

i pulled this off of drudgereport

DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...
 
I heard it was Big Eazy, but that can't be true because of the circa 2001 penis malfunction c-dub alcatraz shower soap and razor incident documented in Uncle Traz' upcoming autogayography; UNCLE TRAZ: The Life And Times of a Confessed AlterEgo e-Jail Dick-tator aka Will You My Nephew?.
 
I read about in the paper today, crazy fool.

I feel so let down to find out that Bino is Uncle Traz. That fool, I mean come on, he went round braggin about how he exposed thugbabe, then he begs for her forgiveness (I read her emails).
 
see puffy, i thought you were just playing it so that we wouldnt know that it was you, but instead i realized you never had something to cut off in the first place.... im sorry for assuming....
 

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