Canibus brings the sickest drama, fierce enough to pierce the thickest armor
I smack bitches for tryna suck dick thru a condom
Playin' with the mic is somethin' I won't do
My only concern when I approach you is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standin' close to
And make every man in ya crew deny that he knows you
Defeated, niggas like Seagal, Steven,
Puttin MCs in positions to prevent 'em from breathin'
I make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
While peepin' your deepest secrets like psychic readers
What's the matter with y'all, I splatter y'all against the mothafuckin' wall
With these raw lyrics I catapult
None of y'all got the balls big enough to battle
I go on and on like Erykah Badu
A hundred times nicer than the best is
Twice as arrogant as KRS is, who wanna test this
Fuck y'all, you don't impress me and no one can test me
An MC so ill I got AIDS scared to catch me
All that shit you poppin' will stop when I put you in a headlock
And apply pressure till I crush ya mothafuckin' noggin
I grab mics and push niggas to the left
So fast they hearts end up on the right side of they chests
My hypo-thesis is that nobody can see this
Lyrical genius, I got it sewn like a seamstress
But if ya wanna battle I'm down
If ya got 9 lives, I'll take 8 of 'em off ya hands right now
Step up and get ya neck cut from ear to ear
If ya survive then you can cover the scar with a beard
I'm the illest, from Queens to the New Jerusalem bridicks
Anyone who ain't feelin' my shit, they can suck my didick
You need to quit it, if you ain't spittin'
More than 50 bars per minute cuz you ain't in lyrical fitness
Kickin' boring raps with metaphors that's wack
All y'all mothafuckas need Nordic-Track
To get ya weight up, fuckin' with Canibus, ya get ate up
Beat down and sprayed up just for bringin' my name up
Been rockin' longer than niggas twice my age, back in the days
Before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
Before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
Before neanderthals was drawin' on walls and caves
I existed in the Garden of Eden, gettin' lifted
Stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
Before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
The Canibus will spit until he's spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack MC alive on my shitlist
Verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
Took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick with it
Now you tell me who you think is damagin' shit
Going once, going twice, sold to the nigga named Canibus
Me and Mista Cheeks, A+ and Funk Doc
Hoppin' out the Huey helicopter to suey chop ya - Beasts From The East
Fuck that's a long verse! Took me a while to write it out