ive noticed lately that SiGh has been a ghost in SH - rarely posting over the last few weeks. he's only been here on the odd occasion to flex his small asian biscep via various bans and closings of threads.
i did some snooping around, investigations, and conducted some stalking by looking through windows, and even looked through peoples trash - but that had nothing to do with the investigation i just did it for fun.
turns out SiGh's actually a midly successful business man. i joke - he is actually a seedy middle aged asian man with glasses, and thin stringy arms. he owns a couple of internet cafe's in and out the US - mainly in china, his homeland, his motherland.
but what happens within these net cafe's was shocking. it shocked me a lot. this was more shocking than the finale of the sopranos. shockedy McShock shocked.
sigh has 5 wives. 4 of which are twelve years old. overhearing a convo between him and a friend, i find out that he keeps them cos they "cook a mean bok-choi". he's nicknamed one of them as "Chicken chow-mein Shirley", and another one BangCock Betty, as she's from thialand or some shit.
The Five Wives
Chicken Chow Mein Shirley
this shit is illegal. so i leaked the info to the chinese po-po, and they dealt with him faster than a fountain of bukakke.
caught red handed, motherfuck.
i did some snooping around, investigations, and conducted some stalking by looking through windows, and even looked through peoples trash - but that had nothing to do with the investigation i just did it for fun.
turns out SiGh's actually a midly successful business man. i joke - he is actually a seedy middle aged asian man with glasses, and thin stringy arms. he owns a couple of internet cafe's in and out the US - mainly in china, his homeland, his motherland.
but what happens within these net cafe's was shocking. it shocked me a lot. this was more shocking than the finale of the sopranos. shockedy McShock shocked.
sigh has 5 wives. 4 of which are twelve years old. overhearing a convo between him and a friend, i find out that he keeps them cos they "cook a mean bok-choi". he's nicknamed one of them as "Chicken chow-mein Shirley", and another one BangCock Betty, as she's from thialand or some shit.
The Five Wives
Chicken Chow Mein Shirley
this shit is illegal. so i leaked the info to the chinese po-po, and they dealt with him faster than a fountain of bukakke.
caught red handed, motherfuck.
