Sick Punchlines

[Zero Cool]

"If you think today's your day go ahead, 40 cal lifts your little daughter off her sled"

Sheek Looch

"And don't answer back cuz this is hard shit to follow, you can't spit nigga, so you obviously must swallow"

Masta Ace

"My life's a bitch with a period, I keep it real though I'm hittin' it raw"

Beanie Sigel

"You can score like Carter, but still end up like Jordan's father"

Ransom, Deep Cover freestyle.

 

[Quasimodo]

"You can ask Luda how I'm shining on the track, fuck bitches doggie style, thats a diamond in the back" - Mark Deez

 

[Confucius87]

"Rappers need to pay attention/
You claim that you street when the only time you go to the 'hood is to fix ya' engine/"
----Me

"...And I don't care where you been, or what jail/
Go tell Disney all your fuckin' Duck Tales/"
---Camron

 

[Quasimodo]

"Rappers need to pay attention/
You claim that you street when the only time you go to the 'hood is to fix ya' engine/"
----Me

That is definitely a sick punchline, had me gigglin, love it

 

[Confucius87]

thanx

 

[Kev C.]

"yall niggas drawn like cartoon figures" JAy on the gunz cd track 6


Made a fortune off Peru, extradite, china white heron
Nigga please, like short sleeves I bear arms
jay- brooklyns finest

 

[AmerikazMost]

Just say the word, I'll leave ya DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what cha heard

-Rakim

 

[Flipmo]

'Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein shit clearly
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me coming.'

Where the Hood at - Dmx

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'You walk around showin off your body cause it sells
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills
Mad at me cause I kick that shit real niggaz feel
While 99% of your fans wear high heels'

2nd Round Knockout (LL Cool J Diss) - Canibus

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'Run around town with the Bob Marley imposters
Ask Canibus, he ain't understandin this
Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans, don't exist

The Ripper Strikes Back (Reply to Canibus) - LL Cool J

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'They're my niggas, y'all is cissy niggas keeping a grudge
I don't give a fuck nigga, you can beat up with gloves
And if you want beef, fuck it you can meet up with Bugz'

Shit On You (Remix, D12 diss) - Royce Da 5'9"

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It was more cold and a shot to the gutt than a huge punchline. For those who knew who Bugz was would understand this.

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'You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album'

Just Don't Give a Fuck - Eminem

'I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus'

Role Model (Canibus Diss) - Eminem

 

[Stone_Cold]

Yo we tear up any crew, leave a motherfucker worn
Y'all are just soft like some Cinemax porn

She tried to swallow me whole, I brushed the back of her wig
She called my dick Frank White cause it's Notoriously Big

I set styles off dog, y'all are fuckin mimics
Man I talk more shit than pro-lifers in abortion clinics

Talk about the bread you make, but don't know the recipe for dough though

 

[fwn]

Just say the word, I'll leave ya DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what cha heard

-Rakim

fuckin nice

 

[yak pac fatal]

Just say the word, I'll leave ya DNA on the curb
And stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what cha heard

-Rakim

wasnt that canibus ?

 

[DutchMakaveli]

wasnt that canibus ?

It was the song with Canibus (I'll Bust 'Em, You Punish 'Em), but Rakims verse.

 

[kdogg]

wiggasplitta

 

[roaches]

"If I ain't hungry, who the fuck is? / I'm worse than them African kids"
- Sheek

"So many niggas on my nuts I thought I lost my dick"
"I fuck to win, y'all niggas comin to lose"
"Murder the whole month of April, nigga, just to take May off"
- Sauce Money

"I don't floss no more / I just sit on my money til I'm above the law"
- Jay-Z

All from Jay-Z's "Reservoir Dogs"

 

[AmerikazMost]

wasnt that canibus ?

Nope. Last two lines of Ra's last part in the third verse.

 

[71Outlaw71]

All NAS - "Ether" (Diss to Jay Z)

"Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?" :thumb:

"I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone"

"This for dolo and it's manuscript, just sound stupid
When KRS already made an album called Blueprint "

"You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Caine, to Herb, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit"

"You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class, you taebo ho"

"So little shorty's gettin gunned up and clapped quick
How much of Biggie's rhymes is gon' come out your fat lips?" :thumb:

NAS KILLED JAY Z, this song is the reason I actually started to listening to Nas.

 

[Confucius87]

^^ none of those are punchlines

 

[RFTP]

I rock hoes ya'll rock fellas -Nas

 

[Kadafi Son]

You ain't shit
Your mama should've swallowed you.

-Big L

I can't remember dat much from Big L, but I'ma look em up some more...

 

[pinG]

^ the real line is -

you aint a leader, what? nobody followed you
you was never shit, ya mother shoulda swallowed you - Big L freestyle