Shit Man, Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon

[Rather Unique]

Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon, shit is annoyin, i go to the toilet with a hardon, take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi, then i gotta wait for a while to let it go down, cuz dont wanna go down with a hardon with my parents there, cuz mine is like a anaconda and shit, so it would be blatent, deos this happen to you boys, dont it piss u off

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lmao!

take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi,

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

It is natural & extremely common for this to happen.

Read some shit about it before that in teh early hours of teh mroning testosterone levels are high...I dunno.

Ain't no problem though.

Tuck your dick in with the elastic from your boxers.

Unless you wear Y-fronts at which point I laugh & never speak to you again.

 

[mechman]

lmao!

 

[Vaudeville]

you know, this hardly ever happens to me.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Impotent!!

Get some Viagra motherfucker!!

 

[Vaudeville]

^
Impotent!!

Get some Viagra motherfucker!!

nah, i just don't have nughty dreams from night to night

 

[Glockmatic]

the term is "Morning wood", it usually goes away while i brush my teeth (after taking a piss).

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Naughty dreams???

You're such a tease!! lol


Anyways, you don't need to be promoting it with your mind, like I said, it's all about chemicals which will work irrespective of your mind.

Still, think a 'nice' dream helps....impotent motherfucker!! lol

 

[Vaudeville]

Naughty dreams???

You're such a tease!! lol


Anyways, you don't need to be promoting it with your mind, like I said, it's all about chemicals which will work irrespective of your mind.

Still, think a 'nice' dream helps....impotent motherfucker!! lol

i know man, its the body.

 

[haunted]

I hate that shit, it hurts when you take a piss and its hard to control. Sometimes it gets out of control and i piss all over the floor then blame it on my son

 

[Vaudeville]

I hate that shit, it hurts when you take a piss and its hard to control. Sometimes it gets out of control and i piss all over the floor then blame it on my son

ew, why not just clean it off man?

 

[haunted]

ew, why not just clean it off man?

Im just playing.

 

[Rather Unique]

Unless you wear Y-fronts at which point I laugh & never speak to you again.

LMAO!! nah man stop wearing y-fronts in year 6

 

[shattered dreams]

speaking of this topic...i have a question for the males..my man has sex dreams every night practically about different girls...but says he doesnt think about them in that kind of way....is this possible it gets me hella pissed because i think its bullshit but he says he cant help it...does this happen to you guys too? or is he just being a fucking asshole

 

[mechman]

^happens to me all the time..

 

[shattered dreams]

and you dont mean for to it happen. and you really dont think of them in that kind of way?

 

[haunted]

You can not control sex dreams they are just like all other dreams.

 

[Khalistani Soldier]

I hate when that happens to me. So annoying when I'm still sleepy and it's gets uncomfortable to sleep in certain positions.

 

[shattered dreams]

thanks