Severed penis found in convenience store microwave

[Devious]

Severed penis found in convenience store microwave

Friday, February 24, 2006

A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave.

When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis, according to KDKA-TV.

The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue, KDKA reported.

McKeesport police declined comment last night.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm

 

[Taliq]

I wondered where it had got to.

 

[Helena]

omg that's fuckin disgusting. why would someone have a severed penis and why would they ask for it to be heated? that's weird

 

[Helena]

I wondered where it had got to.

LMAO:laugh: :laugh:

 

[S. Fourteen]

omg that's fuckin disgusting. why would someone have a severed penis and why would they ask for it to be heated? that's weird

to eat it? people on drugs do the craziest things

 

[jbrolax]

I hate it when that happens.....

 

[SiGh]

anybody else instantly think about hellrazor when they read the title? or just me?

 

[jbrolax]

anybody else instantly think about hellrazor when they read the title? or just me?

I try not to think of any members when i read the word penis:thumb:

 

[SiGh]

I try not to think of any members when i read the word penis:thumb:

lolol, his previous username was Penis. thats why.

 

[jbrolax]

haha, didnt know that

 

[Devious]

when i read the article, i had to double check that mine was still there

cuz ya just never know:woah:

 

[HellRazor05]

haha, didnt know that

lol, cuz its not true...sigh just has a strange obsession with my penis and tried to cover up for it.

 

[tennis_dog]

coulda been his own....

gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating dick"....beautiful...at your local shell station...

 

[S. Fourteen]

when i read the article, i had to double check that mine was still there

Any of you do that after masturbating, fucking or even when you wake up? ... I check, I check my balls too.

 

[jbrolax]

lol, cuz its not true...sigh just has a strange obsession with my penis and tried to cover up for it.

Haha, i was gonna say i think i would of remebered someone named penis...

 

[yak pac fatal]

anybody else instantly think about hellrazor when they read the title? or just me?

llol

 

[Shahin]

How do you find all these crazy stories?

 

[S. Fourteen]

Yahoo's Odd News section is a good source.


oh shit.. i just revealed 2pacnbiggie and Dev's trade seret.

 

[Saint33]

that same guy came into earls, i gess before he went on to the convenience store, he asked me to deep fry it for him. I did, he took a nice hefty bite outta it, said "Nope thats not right, mabye microwaved?" and then left, i found it odd at the time, but now every thing makes sense

 

[Devious]

youre one sick fuckin kid saint, one sick fuckin kid. lol and no you didn't reveal my source, i don't go to yahoo news, try again:thumb: