Talk to Stern about it, groobz. Obviously what you say is gospel, I'm surprised you haven't molded the league to have Jason Kidd and Jason Williams kicked out of the NBA. Too unorthadox, that Kobe Bryant doesn't play enough team ball, McGrady and Carter are much too flashy, you'd better cut LeBron & Wade, too, just to be on the safe side.
You need to dribble to the top of the key and dump it to the left, like say, a Parker to Bowen textbook bounce pass. A chest-level bounce pass, though, not too high up, don't raise your elbows above your collarbone now. Now slow the pace down, you have 17 seconds left on the clock, Duncan has lulled Ben Wallace to sleep with his wild Wake Forest stories, he's open! Now watch as Bowen rifles a pass, no wait, slow it down, a nice, safe lob pass is just fine, and if you can't force it, dump it back to Parker, you still have 12 seconds left. Ok, back to Parker, who drives weak side unguarded, for the layup, wait, safer to hand off to Duncan, not too fast now, you don't want to risk a turnover, there's still 4 seconds left. Ok, Duncan has it, back to the glass, and a slow, turning bank shot off the backboard and.....miss, Ginobili with the rebound, who passes it to Horry, open for the three. He lines up his body, he's very reliable with the three, wait! Popovich is yelling to reset the offense, THREE'S ARE TOO RISKY! Ok, now back to Parker, who fakes right and darts a nice bounce pass to Bowen, who, ejriwjtoijweoigjoweoijwoijoiwjoitwjrblahblahblahblahblah
Please enlighten me on who the real men were/are, take me on a history lesson, groobz. That Magic Johnson was nothing but trouble, why did he even have a nickname, anyway, that just invites that flashy behavior. Michael Jordan would have been ok if he just didn't dunk all the time. Those reverse layups were much too risky, and why did he take that last shot against Bryon Russell, anyway, that's too risky, he should have dribbled in and passed it to the left side, then into the center, or back out and in again, don't force things. Run the offense.