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Euphanasia

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Who has it? And if you have it, how bad is it? I've always had it to a certain extent, but now I've gotten to the point where I'm seriously gonna fuck up a motherfucker. Like really fucking angry shit.

I've had it with these fucking fuckers. I really have. These fucking retards cut me off, pull out in front of me, drift from their lane into mine. I used to just curse like a fucker and never touch the horn because I can't stand the fucking sound it makes (like alarm clocks and doorbells) but now I get so angry I'm just like fuck it, this motherfucker is gonna get it and I just lay on it for like 30 seconds.

lol so soon you might see a thread from me that says I just dragged some douchebag out of his Volvo and fucking drop kicked the fucking shit out of him.

Look for it. :)
 
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Yeah I hate people who drive like they are retarded. It's freaking me out when I drive more than 80/hour and some fucker performs some stupid stunts. He could as well hit a tree or something and there'd be one douchbag less but stop threating other peoples lives.

I never had a personal encounter but if some crazy driver pulled over after I horned at him and wasn't feeling sorry enough I swear I would kick his ass.
 
I don't think I have it. If someone does something stupid like cut me off or not merge I'll curse them out, but its just a quick wtf is wrong with this person.
 
I used to get all pissed off if someone did something stupid (cursing etc) but now I just think what's it doing? It won't change what they did and what they will do again. I drive with the mentality that I have to just try and avoid whatever I can and I'll do that best if I'm calm.

There was someone who cut off another car here and that car followed them beeping the horn trying to get them to pull over which in the end they did. The driver was taking his blind father home when the guys from the other car beat him to death.

Being cut off isn't worth someones life.
 
I'm realllly bad for it, but not to the extent of physical harm or horn blowing. Mainly because, really, what is honking your horn going to do? Let them know you're angry? I laugh when people honk at me. I feel like, "I just fucked their day all up, I love it." So really you are just giving them gratification for their actions, if they are sick fucks like myself.

To me it's more of a short-lived swear montage, I yell, swear, call them whatever putrid name I can think of, and then it's over. I go back to singing "Bye, Bye, Bye" and bobbing my head like Night at the Roxbury. It's fun, don't judge until you've tried..

But, every time someone does the smallest thing, my outbursts come out. Driving too slow, following too closely, cutting me off, not letting me over, all the usual things that happen in traffic turn into a "GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER LEARN HOW TO FUCKING USE A TURN SIGNAL!!!"

I also hate people who try to race everything they come up on, or rev their motors every chance they get, regardless of what they may be driving. Yeahhhhh you look like a badass in your Ford Festiva.
 
I have a temper. I've never hit anyone or attacked anyone, but I start swearing like a farmer and lose my cool.

Needless to say, even when its my fault on the road, I roll down my window and tell the guy he has the face of a penis shaft.

:(
 
I tend to release my frustration through in-car verbal agression, in various levels of rudeness. There are some things that absolutely piss me off, though. Tailgating at high speed, not using turn signals and driving like a maniac through urban areas (i.e. densely populated).
 
I got it bad though, I've never beeped with the car lol... I roll down my window and start swearing... or I look at them and start swearing with my windows rolled up. Somehow when I'm angry, I tend to believe everyone can read lips :(
 
I get really pissy when I'm driving to work in the a.m. bc it seems like everyone is SOOOOOOOO slow. They all go 10mph under the limit. And EVERY single time I try to pass them they speed up. If you're not going to do the speed limit then WHY CANT I PASS you???? That really pisses me off.
 
keco52 said:
I get really pissy when I'm driving to work in the a.m. bc it seems like everyone is SOOOOOOOO slow. They all go 10mph under the limit. And EVERY single time I try to pass them they speed up. If you're not going to do the speed limit then WHY CANT I PASS you???? That really pisses me off.
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This is one reason i am against woman drivers! Every morning all the fuckin bitches are going fuckin slow because they are fuckin putting make up on or some other female bullshit. I swear if i could i would pass a law forbidding woman and asians from driving.
 
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Instead of cursing I just scare the living shit out of ppl like I am going to hit them. (But that rarely happens). I usually just tailgate if they piss me off.

Lately, I've been more calm and just go about my business. Speeding off just gives the other person pleasure knowing that they pissed me off.


But thinking back about it, I literally got into a small accident the night my ex and I broke up.

This dude was going REALLY slow on bumps. So I passed him by getting on the opposite lane for a few seconds and he got mad and when we turned into the freeway, he sped off in front of me and pressed the breaks.

I pretended like I was signaling and he moved over and I passed him up. Then I did the same thing he did to me. I pressed the breaks and he hit me.

lol, it was such a small hit that I didn't even stop. Fuck that douche bag. He was the one with the new car and no plates. His loss, not mine.
 
Shadows said:
Instead of cursing I just scare the living shit out of ppl like I am going to hit them. (But that rarely happens). I usually just tailgate if they piss me off.

Lately, I've been more calm and just go about my business. Speeding off just gives the other person pleasure knowing that they pissed me off.


But thinking back about it, I literally got into a small accident the night my ex and I broke up.

This dude was going REALLY slow on bumps. So I passed him by getting on the opposite lane for a few seconds and he got mad and when we turned into the freeway, he sped off in front of me and pressed the breaks.

I pretended like I was signaling and he moved over and I passed him up. Then I did the same thing he did to me. I pressed the breaks and he hit me.

lol, it was such a small hit that I didn't even stop. Fuck that douche bag. He was the one with the new car and no plates. His loss, not mine.
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I'm all for "pissing the other guy off", but tailgating is just plain dangerous. I don't wanna be the moral daddy here (or do I?), but I'd get steaming if, you'd put my ass on the line over nothing (as in, s.ee you at a gas station, get out of the car and tell you I dont appreciate that shit. Well, maybe not in the USA, cos you all luggin' guns around).
 
I was going down a freeway and I was gonna be turning right a little ways up so I was in the right lane doing the speed limit and I had this guy tailgating me, there were cars to the left of me so I couldn't change lanes. Eventually I get infront of the cars to the left and this asshole swings out overtakes me and gets on the breaks right infront of me.. luckily I was alert and didn't hit him. What pissed me off most was these kids were in the back, this asshole was putting not only me but his kids in danger.. ASSHOLE.
 
Shadows said:
Instead of cursing I just scare the living shit out of ppl like I am going to hit them. (But that rarely happens). I usually just tailgate if they piss me off.

Lately, I've been more calm and just go about my business. Speeding off just gives the other person pleasure knowing that they pissed me off.


But thinking back about it, I literally got into a small accident the night my ex and I broke up.

This dude was going REALLY slow on bumps. So I passed him by getting on the opposite lane for a few seconds and he got mad and when we turned into the freeway, he sped off in front of me and pressed the breaks.

I pretended like I was signaling and he moved over and I passed him up. Then I did the same thing he did to me. I pressed the breaks and he hit me.

lol, it was such a small hit that I didn't even stop. Fuck that douche bag. He was the one with the new car and no plates. His loss, not mine.
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You like to scare them and damn well danger the lives of people on the road around you when you get pissed on the road? Are you fuckin serious? WTF Shadows!? You would have gotten a fuckin pistol to your temple if you tried that shit on me.
 
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