i dislike stingy people. You gotta put more weed in that joint, you know i would roll a fat one for us.
i point and laugh at a person who joins a gym to workout 2 nights a week and eat out 6 nights a week.
insecurities i have no problem with, my problem is with people who put others down to make themselves feel better. "my dick is so big"
is there anything better than BBQ Chicken Pizza? I dont think so.
would one of mods or admins please delete the picture of shit on a plate in Beautiful Angel's gallery? Thank you.
It doesn't make me sick or anything... i just feel sorry for her.
cleaning my ears with a q-tip is so fun and it feels so good. sometimes i get into it too much and find myself drooling, or pretty close to drooling.
i purchased a couple of Girls Gone Wild dvd's. what a waste of money that was, the only good thing was that two girls from my high school were flashing their tities in it. sluts
is it gay when your male friend asks you to join him and two girls to take a bath? I think it is. What happened that night? I dont know.
i'm really starting to dislike beer. i think cheap wine is the way to go, goes down like kool-aid and i dont get a headache.
its annoying when i share something i learned to a person just for the sake of sharing (not trying to show off or anything) and that person feels the need to out-do me with his knowledge but fails to do so.
its hard when you have friends who are twins and one is really cool but his brother is such a loser.
if i had a little brother, i would be a like a father to him.
popcorn tastes better when you use a cheap microwave instead of good ol expensive ones.
i think i should start carrying a note pad because i come up with great ideas all day. i'm pretty sure the liquid filled bra was an idea i had years before anyone.
am i the only one who has a problem with recording the voicemail greeting? i can never get that shit to sound right.. the timing is always off damn it!
