Question which Aussies could answer.

[Flipmo]

The question is in regards of an animal I believe the world knows as a Koala. I'm a fan of this furry animal, since I was led to believe they are nice, eat and sleep all day.

So my question is this, I hear they're vicious and violent . Any of you know anything about one of these lil' guy's actually hurting someone? This is just for general knowledge purposes.

Toodles.

 

[simo]

Ive heard they got claws sharp as fuck so if they decide to rip at you with them then yea, they are dangerous.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

yes , i think salty got raped by one of these , as he told me a long time ago.

Although i am sure it was at his consent

 

[7 Syns]

Pretty much every native animal has some sort of defence, Koala with their sharp claws and angry attitude. Wombats with their charge and attitude. Platypus with their poison stinger and attitude. Basically every native animal of Australia is pissed off.

Nothing will however be more funnier then the one time this asian tourist went up to a Red Kangaroo (the big mofo's) thinking it was all sweet and cuddly, trying to pat the roo on the head and getting power kicked right in the nuts. The guy dropped like a bag of shit.

Godbless Kangaroo's.

peace.

 

[Dante]

your toilets flush all wrong

 

[lii]

look at that cute face and then look at those big ass claws :sad:

they get high from eucalyptus leaves dont they?

 

[Flipmo]

I guess I should think twice before stepping up to the Koala, but they're so damn cute. lol

 

[Hymnz]

the australian animals are some of the most dangerous in the world. if im not mistaken, we have 8 or 9 from the 10 most venomous snakes in the world, and our crocs will fuck up any pussy american alligators....
it's also a bit danegrous driving in areas where kangaroos are somewhat large in number (you will know when there is a sign with a kangaroo on it). if one crosses the road and you dont stop, they will fuck up your car, and dont think they're nice either, they kill more people than sharks (i know, falling coconuts do too...). they have a thing for cutting up stomachs and shit.
and koalas? why dont you just kill yourself right now?

your toilets flush all wrong

lol! reminds me of that simpsons episode where they have a huge machine that reverses the flow in the toilet...

 

[ArtsyGirl]

they get high from eucalyptus leaves dont they?

Pretty much thats why whenever you see people holding Koala's theyre feeding them a whole lot of leaves/dope.. Dont wanna go near em when theyre strung out!

 

[Salar]

http://www.convictcreations.com/animals/koala.htm

Drop bears... hahahahahah... too funny.
Nobody knows...

 

[Bigg Limn]

U serious? Look at his beady little eyes, looks evil as fuck.

 

[Preach]

U serious? Look at his beady little eyes, looks evil as fuck.

i was gonna say lol, there's nothing cute about those eyes.

not only that, but his eyes make him look.. unintelligent. it looks like a stupid thing that just snaps at you when you walk up to it, and as long as you leave it alone it chews eucalyptus and just sits there on its ass.

if it could have like.. big big eyes, then it'd be cute, but this looks like a stupid little fuck. what hymnz said about kangaroos, i remember reading about it and getting piss scared. they do have a thing for ripping your guts up/off.

 

[Salar]

Koala's are the only mammal which there brain doesn't fit into their skull. It's 40% fluids...
why?
because they spend 80% of the day sleeping
10% eating
and the other 10% sitting around doing shit all.

They're useless...
the reason other animals don't like eat them or anything is because
a) they live up in trees
b) because all they eat is eucalyptus leaves, they have that strong strong smell. So none of the animals want to eat them.

 

[Preach]

what a pathetic lifeform. australians should be ashamed.

 

[jbrolax]

Koala's are the only mammal which there brain doesn't fit into their skull. It's 40% fluids...
why?
because they spend 80% of the day sleeping
10% eating
and the other 10% sitting around doing shit all.

They're useless...
the reason other animals don't like eat them or anything is because
a) they live up in trees
b) because all they eat is eucalyptus leaves, they have that strong strong smell. So none of the animals want to eat them.

wait so when was sleeping and eating all day a bad thing???

 

[Duke]

wait so when was sleeping and eating all day a bad thing???

Yeah I dont get it, sounds pretty good to me

 

[Preach]

wait so when was sleeping and eating all day a bad thing???

i don't see him saying it's a bad thing. i do see him saying they're useless because of this though. which is true. if you sleep 80% of your time you are useless.

 

[Flipmo]

You disrespectful goons. Wait till you wake up one morning and them eyes are watching you. We'll see if you call em unintelligent. It's just a front to get you where he wants you. :woah:

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Useless, yeah. But the animals that are useful get eaten, so maybe not so stupid after all right? I'd love to be able to get high all day, sleep and chill beats working.
Female Kangaroo's being able to stop the progression of their unborn joey still trips me out though.