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Eric

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First Hapy Cinco De Mayo.

I have found that by havin ga a straw in your beer that this helps u get drunk quicker. I know, I know Sicc u will ccall the homosexuality card on me for inserting a straw into a beer. just trust me especially with alunimum bottle or can or any other thing where u cant see inside. I dont understand really it is like the straw misguides your brain (what is that FUCKIGN PHRASE!!!?) into thinking u are consuming less than u really are bc it is coming in straw form rather than open mouth. Do u see what I mean? All I can say is trust me, straw it. do not worry about the homo anatologies that will come with it. It's whopping.
 
If you want to get drunk suck up vodka shots through a straw.

Or better yet get a shot of 151 bacardi rum, light it up, wait 10 seconds, blow it out, suck it up through a straw and then blow air back through the straw into the shot glass for a "blow torch" effect.
 
Just take cans of budweiser and punch a whole thru the bottom of the can and another on the top so air can move into the can and make the beer flow faster thru the bottom. Then just down the beers like that! You will get tore the fuck up after downing a few of them real quick!
 
straw to drink beer? i may not know much about the American lifestyles or so but if you did that in Australia even the women here would call ya a homo. shit ya might as well put pink coloring inside your beer and start wearing pantie hose.. unless you do that already?

peac3.
 
Or better yet get a shot of 151 bacardi rum, light it up, wait 10 seconds, blow it out, suck it up through a straw and then blow air back through the straw into the shot glass for a "blow torch" effect.

Sounds unsafe, but I'd love to try it haha.
 

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