question 2 the females..

[dat asian kc]

hi,
every male knows and probly most females how guys piss all over the seat when they dont lift it up,
and every male knows in publ;ic toilets theres always piss all around the toilet or on the standing part of the urinal...

although generally males can control where the piss goes by holding their dick, at times it sprays unevenly and we drop on our shoes pants and etc etc......
curious,
i know females sit down to piss but does the piss go straight down ? can they control its movement?
etc

 

[Emma]

lmao

It's R.Kelly

Well if we sit down what do you think? We don't have dicks so it ain't gonna wobble around everywhere, and come spraying up in the air.

 

[The.Menace]

this thread is scaring., but the expression "wobble around" is funny.

 

[not really ken]

hi,
every male knows and probly most females how guys piss all over the seat when they dont lift it up,
and every male knows in publ;ic toilets theres always piss all around the toilet or on the standing part of the urinal...

although generally males can control where the piss goes by holding their dick, at times it sprays unevenly and we drop on our shoes pants and etc etc......
curious,
i know females sit down to piss but does the piss go straight down ? can they control its movement?
etc

lol, you are disgusting, 'tis the truth. Yoiu even know that you get piss all over yourself and you still continue. Well stop being such a sloth and next time SIT down and piss, expecially when at home. That way you dont get piss everywhere including your clothes. it only takes a few extra seconds.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

LMFAO at this thread

 

[Rukas]

I just got a weird mental picture of a girl sitting down on the toilet, looking down, and getting a stream of pee shoot up out of the toilet and hit her in the face.

And yes, I am turned on. What do you think the R in R Kelly stands for?

 

[Rukas]

lol, you are disgusting, 'tis the truth. Yoiu even know that you get piss all over yourself and you still continue. Well stop being such a sloth and next time SIT down and piss, expecially when at home. That way you dont get piss everywhere including your clothes. it only takes a few extra seconds.

You sit down to piss?

Hahaha thats so funny. Sorry but it is. You might as well just wear a diaper.

 

[k69atie]

I just got a weird mental picture of a girl sitting down on the toilet, looking down, and getting a stream of pee shoot up out of the toilet and hit her in the face.

And yes, I am turned on. What do you think the R in R Kelly stands for?

Lol, that really tickled me!!

This thread is o funny

 

[not really ken]

You sit down to piss?

Hahaha thats so funny. Sorry but it is. You might as well just wear a diaper.

HAHA ok. if it stops me getting piss all over my clothes and shit then who cares how 'cool' its is. :thumb: . dont say sorry, im confident about mny actions

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Weird thread....some weirder answers (looking at you kenneth)

 

[Rukas]

HAHA ok. if it stops me getting piss all over my clothes and shit then who cares how 'cool' its is. :thumb: . dont say sorry, im confident about mny actions

I wasnt going to say sorry.

If you cant piss standing up, if you're not competent enough to get it into the toilet, then theres something seriously wrong with you.

Im quite serious, if you'd rather sit down to pee instead of doing it the natrual way and stand up because you cant aim, or you're simply too lazy to try, theres probably little hope of you being a success in life. If you cant take a risk going to the toilet, what hope do you have? Sure you might dribble on the edge when shaking, but you wipe it up and move on with your life. If you piss on your clothes, thats just retarded. Unless you are real drunk, theres no excuse to piss on yourself.

What is your penis too small to hold?

I just dont get it. Stand up and piss like a man. Didnt you get potty trained as a kid?

 

[not really ken]

Weird thread....some weirder answers (looking at you kenneth)

waah ok, you would rather stand up and piss and look 'cool' but get piss / waste/ IMPURITY all over your clothes and shoes etc. rather than compromise your 'coolness' and just sit down and piss and in the process saving your self from having piss which stinks after a bit all over your clothes.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
EDIT: not to mention the toilet seat and the area surrounding etc

 

[Zero Cool]

One simple fact should be remembered, it's easier and quicker to piss standing up. Providing you have the mental capacity to do it right, standing up's the only way.

Edit: Ken how the fuck can you be "cool" by standing up, it's simply the natural way.

 

[not really ken]

I wasnt going to say sorry.

If you cant piss standing up, if you're not competent enough to get it into the toilet, then theres something seriously wrong with you.

Im quite serious, if you'd rather sit down to pee instead of doing it the natrual way and stand up because you cant aim, or you're simply too lazy to try, theres probably little hope of you being a success in life. If you cant take a risk going to the toilet, what hope do you have? Sure you might dribble on the edge when shaking, but you wipe it up and move on with your life. If you piss on your clothes, thats just retarded. Unless you are real drunk, theres no excuse to piss on yourself.

What is your penis too small to hold?

I just dont get it. Stand up and piss like a man. Didnt you get potty trained as a kid?

there's alot wrong with me if I take as Gospel what everyone tells men on this board.

Rukas, goto the toilet next time take your trousers off all the way and then aim your hardest into the toilet whilst standing. After you feel all the sprinkles, which your comptencty can not control then come back and tell me that that standing up is the only way. secondly, what do you mean by 'the natural way'? animals stand up and piss on their own legss and then sniff it, is that the 'natural way' your referring to?

 

[Rukas]

waah ok, you would rather stand up and piss and look 'cool' but get piss / waste/ IMPURITY all over your clothes and shoes etc. rather than compromise your 'coolness' and just sit down and piss and in the process saving your self from having piss which stinks after a bit all over your clothes.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
EDIT: not to mention the toilet seat and the area surrounding etc

Dude, pissing is not "cool." Its not cool to piss sitting down, its not cool to piss standing up, its just more practicle. No one can see you pee, how can it be cool? Stop trying to act like some rebel against the system.

If you pee everywhere like you say, you either have severe mental handicaps, or a really weird anatomy,

 

[not really ken]

One simple fact should be remembered, it's easier and quicker to piss standing up. Providing you have the mental capacity to do it right, standing up's the only way.

Edit: Ken how the fuck can you be "cool" by standing up, it's simply the natural way.

its easier and quicker to just piss wherever you are, rather than hauling your ass all the way to the toilet. what, is this supposed to justify anything? Well it doesn't. I will also make the point that, (even though it is impossible to save yourself from the sprinkles [minimum] when pissing) accidents are much more likely to happen when standing up than sitting down. now, Rukas, tell me, is your competency infallible.

 

[Zero Cool]

its easier and quicker to just piss wherever you are, rather than hauling your ass all the way to the toilet. what, is this supposed to justify anything? Well it doesn't. I will also make the point that, (even though it is impossible to save yourself from the sprinkles [minimum] when pissing) accidents are much more likely to happen when standing up than sitting down. now, Rukas, tell me, is your competency infallible.

That sort of reasoning is just rubbish. No-one's talking about being uncleanly or anything of the sort. It's simply an easier and more efficent way to pass fluid. As Rukas said, unless you have a mental defect taking a piss standing up should present none of the problems you've just described.

What a topic lol.

 

[Rukas]

there's alot wrong with me if I take as Gospel what everyone tells men on this board.

Rukas, goto the toilet next time take your trousers off all the way and then aim your hardest into the toilet whilst standing. After you feel all the sprinkles, which your comptencty can not control then come back and tell me that that standing up is the only way. secondly, what do you mean by 'the natural way'? animals stand up and piss on their own legss and then sniff it, is that the 'natural way' your referring to?

You're not an animal, you're a human. That comparison is almost as stupid as your "piss where ever you are" one that Zero Cool explained.

Why the fuck would I take my pants off or even lower them completely to the ground to piss? Ill just unzip, pull the man out, and pee. I have suburb aim. If you cant control your "sprinkle," maybe you need professional help.

I cant remember the last time I pee'd on my self or my surroundings, and I assure you that I pee quite regularly.

I shit sitting down (please tell me you do too ), so I know it requires much more effort to sit down than to pee standing up.

Standing up is easy. Bar any mental or physical handicaps, I cant understand how you could be unable to get it in the toilet, let alone spray everywhere and on yourself like you suggest.

 

[Emma]

lol @ you guys arguing over peeing standing up or sitting down.

As long as you ain't peeing in your trousers, it should all be acceptable lol

 

[not really ken]

Dude, pissing is not "cool." Its not cool to piss sitting down, its not cool to piss standing up, its just more practicle. No one can see you pee, how can it be cool? Stop trying to act like some rebel against the system.

If you pee everywhere like you say, you either have severe mental handicaps, or a really weird anatomy,

I do NOT pee everywhere. And the 'cool' point comes from you stating that "standing up is the natural way". You seemed to have decided for everyone or maybe that IS the general feeling amongst the majority of males in the world. and majority is cooler.
besides. like i said, it is impossible no matter how comptent you are to not have sprinkles of piss go on your clothes this may not happen every singles time but you are much likely to have sprinkles go on your clothes standing up than sitting down. infact sitting down it is virtually impossible to have any piss go on you or your clothes, now that would be incomptency. also, just because it is 'quicker and faster' does not make it better. unless you are impatient and/or lazy. it takes more effort to sit down

edit: rukas, I refer to the 'acid test'. take yopur trousers off for a one off pee. and tell me you dont feel sprinlkles on your legs. your piss must come out really really tortoise like slow.

first off, i have explained, you do get sprinkles over your clothes. secondly, you leave yourself open to an accident (off piss for crying out loud). nobody is infallible, it is about the fluid which will go on your clothes. i would never take a chance, because i recognise my exposure to mistakes and accidents. if it was water , then ok, but not urine.

and the fact that it is 'easier' and more 'efficient' is crock. lol, oyu must be very impatient.