Pretty Funny story

cS bIsHoP

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My cousin is trying out online dating and this one guy kept on coming at her. She's got a newborn baby he's saying how he'd like to be her dad. Coming on a little too strong my cousin told him they didn't have a future together but he still wanted to be good friends. He kept on asking her to meet him in person he was a nice guy so out of pity she was going to. Then he said he had something to ask her but would only do it in person. After a while of prying it out of him he's like "I want something only someone in your condition can offer. It's always been a fantasy of mine to be breastfed." He wasn't joking
 
tell ur cousin to mail him the breast milk in a bottle as a consulation prize
 

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