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[Big Will]

Master P featuring Snoop Dogg- Snitches

(Master P)
I heard a nigga snitching from his jail cell
And when he get out will he live, only time will tell
Nigga riding with the police
Used to be my homie now the punk bitch hating on me
I guess the nigga mad cause I'm ballin'
Task kicked the nigga door in now he talking
My little cousin Jimmy told me in jail he was a drag queen
Now he on probation drug dealer with a tape machine
Watch the bitch he got a camera
But when I catch the nigga I'ma slam him down with a hammer
And 17 nails
'Cause bitches talk shit and snitches get killed
Snitches that's niggaz with purses nigga, pocket books, nigga
Niggaz with dresses
The haters got the high beam on
They got lights on top of they muthafuckin' Cutlasses

 

[KAMIKAZI]

"I'm raw" - BB Ben

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LMFAO!!!

 

[Gangsta Team]

Ice Cube Gangsta's Fairytale and No Vaseline

 

[2Pax]

Most of Bizzare's verses.

 

[yayo]

A fair bit of stuff from Eminems Slim Shady LP

 

[Confucius87]

"I'm 18 years old, still shit in the bed/"
---Bizarre

 

[killahill187um]

sticky fingaz-oh my god

(Sticky Talking)
C'mon man - oh my fucking God man..
Oh shit, what the fuck did I do?
It's all my fucking fault man, it's all my fucking fault
Fuck man, fuck am I doing man, why man
Why God, why did you have to take her? Fuck..

[Sticky]
Why? Why? Why God why?
Everything I love always seems to die
Answer me, speak to me, I don't hear you
Answer me, motherfucker I ain't scared of you
Is there even a God? Do you even exist?
What I gotta do to speak to you slit my wrists?
I'm talking to a God that I can't see
Can you see me? Can you see me?

[God]
Are you confused my son, and scared?
Let me make things more clear, so you're more aware

[Sticky]
Fuck who was that all this shit is freaking me

[God]
It is I God did you not say you wanted to speak with me?

[Sticky]
Bullshit I am talking to myself, I'm going insane

[God]
You are talking to yourself we are one of the same

[Sticky]
It can't be it must be the drugs I'm high
And if you are then why are we born if we live to die?
Is there life after death? What were we before birth?
Why is this whole earth plagued and cursed?
Is killing a sin is there life in other planets?
Is adultery wrong did you write the ten commandments?

 

[THA_DAN]

any lyrics from 50 cent is a joke to me

 

[OldEnglish]

dr. dre, " this little nigga ja rule talkin' bout hes gonna slap me, nigga please, you gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees"

 

[BIG NASTY]

sugafree has said a shitload of funny shit

 

[Maverick]

The first time i had sex.. a derty mattress
No condom.. my grandmother.. bent over backwards
Bizarre been fuckin raw all summer
Lets make a trade, my wife for your brother
Sike, im not bisexual
Im an intelectual, transexual, one testicle
And i aint sayin shit cause it rhyme
I got colon cancer, im diein

- bizarre

 

[RaDeK]

The first time i had sex.. a derty mattress
No condom.. my grandmother.. bent over backwards
Bizarre been fuckin raw all summer
Lets make a trade, my wife for your brother
Sike, im not bisexual
Im an intelectual, transexual, one testicle
And i aint sayin shit cause it rhyme
I got colon cancer, im diein

- bizarre

rofl. what song is this from?

 

[Big Will]

EPMD featuring Keith Murray and Redman- Keep It Moving

(Redman)
I grab my dick, spit, hit the blinkers, split
the Dutch Coronas, tokin irons without permits
Repetoire long-faced murderer's the shit
Black Bruce Willis mix tape arsonist
Esquire, for hire, with total rapid fire
Supplier to any Tom Dick Jerry Maguire
You chose the right man to get the plan executed
I get the situation happening before you shoot it
Flow direct-or, suprise you like guess what?
The hotter I spit I'm trippin off smoke detectors
Who next up to get dressed up, I don't pop
corks I pop New York with a dot til import
The art then the craft, will split you in half
I'm a Hurricane you a Miller Genuine Draft
While you push a S-Class I'm riding on a giraffe
Uptown, naked, smoking a bag with hash, check it
Shut your windows and lock your doors
Whores scream louder than Berrymore when I pour
And when me and my crew walk we walk on all fours
Atomic Dogs, packed in a black Yukon

 

[DeeezNuuuts83]

A lot of lines from Big L's '98 Freestyle made me laugh:

"Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, I got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nothing Butt-Head
My game is vicious and cruel, fucking chicks is a rule
And if my girl thinks I'm loyal, then that bitch is a fool"

"You got fucked upstate, you cupcake
How many dicks can your butt take?
I ran through every bitch in my path
I was fucking chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half"

 

[Hymnz]

lol bizarre so funny.

 

[critikaldesignz]

The black guy in the freestyle friday battle with Jin, like OMFG

Black guy:
Yo, Hey, Hey, Hey
Who you supposed to be? Bruce Lee? With his pants all sagging
I'll murder you dog, there will be no return of the dragon
I don't come out here, to joke around with no fool
Sean Nicholas, I never lose my cool
That's right, you look like, Tony the Tiger
I'm about to take a big bite outta your.. little..wew..wack tail
Hey yo, I don't mess up
Sean Nicholas, bless up
Anayowakin, hocopyyawatowakinmakinyonotheemewhanin
Newwwyork hear me caaalling
Thiswajamanwadwissinlikebinladen
Woojafinislikebingotten, do you seehee me caaalling
Thaboya--
YEAH


Then comes JIN LOL

Jin:
Yo
Uh, Uh
You ain't a reggae artist, and I ain't hatin on you
Stop lying, Ms. Cleo is more Jamaican that you
I'm nice wit it when I'm freeing, who you think you being?
My pants are new, my sweater is new
Don't be mad at Chinese kids dress better than you
Man, I'm freestyling now, It's a rap
Matter of fact, you should ask 'Clef how make your flow tighter
Better yet, pay him 20 G's to be your ghostwriter
I'm nice when I'm freeing, you ain't beatin me
Matter of fact, I'll be up your face, and you ain't eatin me
Don't make me start rapping in Chinese on the microphone
"Lay fan ook kay, la" that means take your sorry butt home

 

[rtyfghvbn]

The black guy in the freestyle friday battle with Jin, like OMFG

Black guy:
Yo, Hey, Hey, Hey
Who you supposed to be? Bruce Lee? With his pants all sagging
I'll murder you dog, there will be no return of the dragon
I don't come out here, to joke around with no fool
Sean Nicholas, I never lose my cool
That's right, you look like, Tony the Tiger
I'm about to take a big bite outta your.. little..wew..wack tail
Hey yo, I don't mess up
Sean Nicholas, bless up
Anayowakin, hocopyyawatowakinmakinyonotheemewhanin
Newwwyork hear me caaalling
Thiswajamanwadwissinlikebinladen
Woojafinislikebingotten, do you seehee me caaalling
Thaboya--
YEAH


Then comes JIN LOL

Jin:
Yo
Uh, Uh
You ain't a reggae artist, and I ain't hatin on you
Stop lying, Ms. Cleo is more Jamaican that you
I'm nice wit it when I'm freeing, who you think you being?
My pants are new, my sweater is new
Don't be mad at Chinese kids dress better than you
Man, I'm freestyling now, It's a rap
Matter of fact, you should ask 'Clef how make your flow tighter
Better yet, pay him 20 G's to be your ghostwriter
I'm nice when I'm freeing, you ain't beatin me
Matter of fact, I'll be up your face, and you ain't eatin me
Don't make me start rapping in Chinese on the microphone
"Lay fan ook kay, la" that means take your sorry butt home

yeah, that was a hot freestyle.

 

[TG1 Ghetto One]

"If you dont like the way im rappin well boo hoo
ill jump in the crowd throw you on the stage and boo you"

"Stepped out the car roll up to the club
straight to the bar to show this girl whats up
she looked like a dream come true
i said do you want a drink she said yeah
i said good go get me one too"

"i said to a girl we should put cowboy hats on
pulled out my camera phone and said action
she said i dont wanna make a blue movie
then i said naa chill this a black one"

"i took her down to sellfridges then they told me they dont sell fridges"

all them from Sway UK artist LOL that mans funny

 

[dimos06]

'Them dickriders on the block and they starvin/Give me a year I be rockin a garden/You still be in the bricks same bitch same sloppy appartement/Bubblegum on the top of your carpet Food stains on your clothes', that's Banks can't remember the song... And that line by Left (The Frontline): 'Sucka actin like hood life all good jerk/Only hood you been in is on your sweatshirt' lol

 

[Little Skittle]

pimp c- im so bad, i can suck my own dick