im going to work, after which i am going to watch a Lady GaGa concert, and then spend the evening questioning my sexuality
im going to work, after which i am going to watch a Lady GaGa concert, and then spend the evening questioning my sexuality
resultI'm going out with friends, hitting up bars, the usual. I had my last final yesterday (on spring break now) so I have no reason not to get wasted.
Bobby, I need you as my wingman. Give me your number.
Me: Hey, I know a real Irish person!
Slut: NO WAY!
Me: WAY! *pulls out phone, dials #* WHAT UP BOBBBYYYY?
Slut: *stunned*
*blowjob*
As for that picture, it is probably Eastern Europeans - We're the only people that wear track pants for everything; formal dinner, drinking in the yard, mowing the lawn, war, playing sports, etc