Plane Crashes

[hizzle?]

from the 7th until the 28th.

 

[Flipmo]

I hope you get a Chelsea smile while you're there. Bitch.

 

[hizzle?]

Why would I get a chelsea smile?

 

[hizzle?]

Oh, btw I'll be in Dalmatia from the 28th til the 12th of june.

 

[Flipmo]

Why would I get a chelsea smile?

No particular reason. Just thought you'd make a cool Joker.

Oh, btw I'll be in Dalmatia from the 28th til the 12th of june.

I'll be in school. Won't be heading to the Balkans this summer, sadly.

 

[Ristol]

Remember when I said I've never flown? I have to be on a plane in thirteen days.

It's only New York to Florida, but I'm very very nervous about it, to the point where I don't know if I'll be able to go through with it. I'm going with in-laws I don't know that well and I'd like to make a good impression, but that will be difficult, since I'm gonna be rocking back and forth and reciting rap lyrics the whole time (something I do when I believe I may die). I can't skip it, because it would mean not seeing my daughter for a week.

Help me do this. Tips would be appreciated.

 

[S O F I]

Grow some balls.

 

[Ristol]

Can I borrow yours? I heard you were a huge cock.

 

[Da_Funk]

Can I borrow yours? I heard you were a huge cock.

Prescription drugs

In all seriousness, bring some music and relax. Once you get up there its really not that bad.

 

[S O F I]

Can I borrow yours? I heard you were a huge cock.

Osama's dead. You can fly safely now.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

are you considering watching a forest match now they're in contention for promotion via the playoffs?

 

[Pittsey]

Fuck Forest. Ruined my season. Them and Leeds.

 

[Ristol]

Back to your Shire Sport thread. I heard Obama's coming after soccer next.

 

[Pittsey]

Americans don't have a clue about football. Proper working class man's game.

Down any park on a Sunday during the football season you will find 22 men having a punch up. That's why I love the game. The NFL doesn't have that... It's too clinical.

 

[Ristol]

And then those 22 men go and smack their dicks around on each other's faces, apparently.

 

[Pittsey]

And then those 22 men go and smack their dicks around on each other's faces, apparently.

What ever turns you on!

 

[Jon]

Statistically flying is safer than driving a car. That said, cold-fx for germs and pre-flight and on-flight beers help.