Pick Up Lines..

[Casey]

One time, this dude went up to my sister in a club, grabbed the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the floor. Then he said "Now that I've broken the ice, we can get to know each other".

No lie, he actually said that shit. LOL.

 

[S O F I]

^LMAO!

I'm SOOO using that the next time I get drunk.

 

[SiGh]

One time, this dude went up to my sister in a club, grabbed the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the floor. Then he said "Now that I've broken the ice, we can get to know each other".

No lie, he actually said that shit. LOL.

LMAO.

 

[ARon]

"Who wants a mustache ride???!!"

 

[The.Menace]

Pick up liens suck - do it with your eyes,

 

[Freedom Froggy]

" ight baby give me your name number and address before i dont want it no more"

 

[ARon]

Haha and address, thats like what stalker victims probably hear.

 

[Helena]

One time, this dude went up to my sister in a club, grabbed the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the floor. Then he said "Now that I've broken the ice, we can get to know each other".

No lie, he actually said that shit. LOL.

LMAO, i've heard of a university lecturer doing that, but if someone used that as a pick up line to me, i would be in hysterics:laugh:
i'm not a fan of pick up lines, most of them sound the same to me

 

[Helena]

Haha and address, thats like what stalker victims probably hear.

hahahaha, so true

 

[The.Menace]

One time, this dude went up to my sister in a club, grabbed the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the floor. Then he said "Now that I've broken the ice, we can get to know each other".

No lie, he actually said that shit. LOL.

that's hilerious. I hope she talked 2 the dude cause he deserved it.

 

[SiGh]

u kno i got the best pick up line on page one.

 

[k69atie]

i have had:

get your coat you've pulled
can i have your phone number i've lost mine
your clothes would look better on my bedroom floor


too many shit ones to list!!

 

[SiGh]

lmao. hahaha

wut do u wanna eat for breakfast.

 

[k69atie]

lol yeah had that too

been told you have nice legs, they'd be even nicer wrapped round my neck

 

[SiGh]

katie..u heard bout the word of the day?
itz legs. lets go back to my place n spread the word.

lmao

 

[k69atie]

lol yeah

also do you have a mirror between your legs? i can see me up there later

 

[Helena]

been told you have nice legs, they'd be even nicer wrapped round my neck

i've had that one, lol
i said they'd look even better if i kicked u in ya face

 

[k69atie]

lol good one!!!

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

Dude, just choose a none cheesy one and be sincere. If your sincere about it cause you actually want to be with the lady, she'll read it in your eyes. I would never use a line if I wasn't sincere about it. :thumb:

Sometimes if you use the cheesyest line you can think of it works because it makes women laugh.

 

[S. Fourteen]

How much did it cost?
(What?)
The surgery that made you so hot!