Pick Up Lines..

[SiGh]

Its simple..just post your favorite or best or the worst pick up line uve used, heard or wutever u kno.

the one that usually works for me in the clubs is: "Ay baby, wassup? I see you'iz a lil mad..but ay baby I'm mad too. I dunno why its called HERpes...shit should be calld HIMpes. See i care. So can i git ur number?"

 

[bigmack]

lolz @ the pickup line

 

[Diaz]

Pick-up lines are gay, who the fuck is gonna fall for a supposedly clever "ZOMG WTF WINDEX PANTS SEE MY SELF IN EM!"

 

[SiGh]

LMAO. yayo diaz?

 

[BIG NASTY]

Pick-up lines are gay, who the fuck is gonna fall for a supposedly clever "ZOMG WTF WINDEX PANTS SEE MY SELF IN EM!"

dogg that was intirely nerdy as fuck lol please say zomg or bomg whatever the fuck that is and see how many friends/girlfriends you make :thumb:

when i'm fuckin around, i walk up to a girl and say

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[Diaz]

dogg that was intirely nerdy as fuck lol please say zomg or bomg whatever the fuck that is and see how many friends/girlfriends you make :thumb:

when i'm fuckin around, i walk up to a girl and say

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

So tell me DUB CEE, how exactly is "ZOMG" pronounced in real life? Oh yea, you don't pronounce it in real life, IT'S INTERNET HUMOR.

IT WAS A JOKE. GET A BRAIN KTNX.

 

[BIG NASTY]

So tell me DUB CEE, how exactly is "ZOMG" pronounced in real life? Oh yea, you don't pronounce it in real life, IT'S INTERNET HUMOR.

IT WAS A JOKE. GET A BRAIN KTNX.

ask yourself, i think you're the only one who uses a letter before omg :thumb:

 

[Diaz]

ask yourself, i think you're the only one who uses a letter before omg :thumb:

Nope, I'm not the one who started that. I never even say "omg" or "zomg" unless I'm joking.

It's funny when people put thumbs at the end of their posts when they think they won.

 

[SiGh]

must u guyz ruin the thread so early on?
i love u diaz and dub cee

 

[Flipmo]

Baby, you must be tired cause you've been walking all day in my mind - Fresh Prince

Yeh, I'm a med student, and looks like you need 100CCs of pleasure - Me, and yes, I have used it. lol...

You know, I have a problem, you see, God is angry with me cause he wants his angel back. - I dunno who said that, but I know it.

If someone asks you to make a wish, by like blowing an eyelash or something, you know.. after you blow it, you answer: '' Wow.. who knew it would come true'' then she has to say, well what is it.. you answer: ''Well, I wished to meet an angel, looks like she's staring at me.'' - you'll usually get the "That's sweet " comment for it.

 

[SiGh]

If someone asks you to make a wish, by like blowing an eyelash or something, you know.. after you blow it, you answer: '' Wow.. who knew it would come true'' then she has to say, well what is it.. you answer: ''Well, I wished to meet an angel, looks like she's staring at me.'' - you'll usually get the "That's sweet " comment for it.

nicee

 

[_carmi]

sigh are you searching for new pic up lines cuz u need new ones?

 

[SiGh]

carmi...yes.

 

[Flipmo]

Dude, just choose a none cheesy one and be sincere. If your sincere about it cause you actually want to be with the lady, she'll read it in your eyes. I would never use a line if I wasn't sincere about it. :thumb:

 

[KFatal]

Pick-up lines are gay, who the fuck is gonna fall for a supposedly clever "ZOMG WTF WINDEX PANTS SEE MY SELF IN EM!"

LMMFAO!!!!!:laugh:

 

[SiGh]

Dude, just choose a none cheesy one and be sincere. If your sincere about it cause you actually want to be with the lady, she'll read it in your eyes. I would never use a line if I wasn't sincere about it. :thumb:

lol i kno flip. i just made this thread to hear funny ones.

 

[Flipmo]

Why do you play mind games with me then? I thought we were friends?

 

[SiGh]

Why do you play mind games with me then? I thought we were friends?

i mean no harm. . we are friends.

 

[_carmi]

Why do you play mind games with me then? I thought we were friends?

lolll

 

[Flipmo]

i mean no harm. . we are friends.

:hungry: