Anchorman fucking rocks!
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.. mmm, mmm, mmm"
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
"Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. "
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"
"You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. "