Past Life Prediction

[Diaz]

Your Past Life Results:
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No offense.
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But you were a piece of shit.
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lol.
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Now do you remember?

 

[Saint33]

lol did neone go the magic 8 ball

i did and wen i clicked for the anser, the box thats suposed to giv me the answer jus pops up a small peice of sum shitty ass advertisement, wutta piece

 

[Casey]

Your Past Life Results:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern Yukon circa 1675.
Your profession was a leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes the environment considered you strange.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.
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Now do you remember?

Fuck yeah, that shit fits me like a glove.

 

[S. Fourteen]

thats what you get for having a mac:laugh:

Your Past Life Results:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern South China circa 1225.
Your profession was a shepherd, horseman, forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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Now do you remember?

they say i'm a sheep fucker

I should start recycling small steps salty, small steps.

 

[Devious]

Your Past Life Results:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern Central Africa circa 1350.
Your profession was a librarian, priest, keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating the path to the future.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom.

 

[bigmack]

they say i'm a sheep fucker

I should start recycling small steps salty, small steps.

 

[SiGh]

Your Past Life Results:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

story of my life.

*goes n kills himself in helena's arms*


:horny:

 

[Saint33]

they say i'm a sheep fucker

I should start recycling small steps salty, small steps.

lmao, small steps, small steps

atleast ur not gettin dumber, my last guy sounded like a genius

EDIT - wait a minute i was a girl, thats even worse

 

[Seko]

Your Past Life Results:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern Bulgaria circa 1775.
Your profession was a sailor, shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.
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Now do you remember?

Kinda funny that brief psychological profile in that "past life" of mine, cause i'm headed for theater school and have been acting since a child

EDIT: Synful*luv you have born the exact same day and month as I am

 

[bigmack]

*goes n kills himself in helena's arms*


:horny:

whats the :horny: for? you're dead motherfucker

 

[THA_DAN]

*doesn't know where the hell Hungary is*

*suspects it's somewhere by Taco Bell*

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern Romania circa 1800.
Your profession was a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes the environment considered you strange.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.

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lol...you were my man and i was your wife

 

[DJ Harris]

ah man wtf i was a FUCKIN AUSSIE FOR STARTERS A WOMAN SAILOR AUSSIE WTF!

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern West Australia circa 1575.
Your profession was a sailor, shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
There is the invisible connection between material and spiritual world. Your lesson -- to search, to find and to use this bridge.

 

[vg4030]

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern North China circa 1375.
Your profession was a trainer, holder of the fine animals, birds, insects.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
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The lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy.

 

[ToopackShaker]

Your Past Life Results:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere near modern USA South-Center circa 1450.
Your profession was a chemist, alchemist, poison manufacturer.





A woman working as a chemist in 1450? Basing all this on my birth date is OK, but c'mon. That's just unrealistic.