Since I did the whole fraternity thing in college, I've seen this many times (although none of these were me since I was always good about making it to my bed or some place decent).
* One guy passed out inside the college gym on the second floor. We still don't understand how he got in, since he was drinking at a friend's apartment, and the gym gets shut down and locked up at midnight.
* One guy puked while taking a shit, and tried to clean himself off and passed out in the process. We found him with half of his naked body in the shower, with puke around where his face was and shit around his ass and legs with his pants around his ankles.
* One guy passed out on the street and got run over (not by a car driving by, but we assume he passed out under a parked car, and the car backed up and the tires drove on him for a moment before stopping). He had treadmarks on his shirt and skin.
* One guy passed out on New Years while taking a shit at some Italian restaurant in Las Vegas. We broke into the stall and took pictures.