passing out

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whats the weirdest place youve passed out before or some stories about shit like that, i passed out standing up next to my car on sunday night, then they woke me up and i went home and had the sickest hangover ever, lol found out the next day
 
Passed out in the back of the cop car on the way to detox. The cops couldnt wake me up so they left me in the car and just let me go when i woke up, they said they had too much fun laughin at me so they let me go.
 
I used to work as a manager at this supermarket called Aldis a little while ago and I passed out in the canned food aisle at like 7am all alone in the store.. The night before this girl gave me 2 weed brownies at like 10pm.. I didnt know they took like 5-6 hours to work since i never ate weed before, so i ate em right away... like a hour went by and nothing happened so i went to sleep and woke up SO FUCKED UP (eatin weed fucks you up like 3 times more then smokin it, but it takes mad long to kick in) and had to be at work at 6:30...

The drive their was horrible and by the time i got in and turned off the alarm, i just couldnt even stand anymore so i layed down in the middle of the store and passed out for a good hour.. Good thing i woke up about 5 minutes before my 1st cashier came in :horny:
 
I never ever passed out unless I was tired and I didn't sleeep the night before lol..
 
front door of my house. Took the streetcar home one day, walked over to my house but didnt make it. My dad found me the next morning. I dont usually go out like that. I think its the only time i passed out hard cause of liquor.
 
I passed out in a middle of a car park outside my friends house after consuming a bottle of vodka. Apparently there were people coming out of houses telling my mates to get me off the road, but they couldn't get me up. I ain't got a clue how long I was there for. Not a good night.
 
i never pass out, but i always almost pass out. almost passed out at my 1st communion photoshoot and last year when i was trying my prom dress and getting it fixed.
 
Aristotle said:
Passed out in the back of the cop car on the way to detox. The cops couldnt wake me up so they left me in the car and just let me go when i woke up, they said they had too much fun laughin at me so they let me go.

i always figured you were a acid head
 
Duke said:
real g's dont pass out

also real pimps:thumb:


i passed out at my brothers house, we were havin our normally kickback

i was just chillin u know, mackin at this girl, then later on we decided

to watch a movie and didnt make it

i ended up on the girls titties:horny: :horny: :horny:

i woke up by her slapping my face:laugh:
 
Since I did the whole fraternity thing in college, I've seen this many times (although none of these were me since I was always good about making it to my bed or some place decent).

* One guy passed out inside the college gym on the second floor. We still don't understand how he got in, since he was drinking at a friend's apartment, and the gym gets shut down and locked up at midnight.
* One guy puked while taking a shit, and tried to clean himself off and passed out in the process. We found him with half of his naked body in the shower, with puke around where his face was and shit around his ass and legs with his pants around his ankles.
* One guy passed out on the street and got run over (not by a car driving by, but we assume he passed out under a parked car, and the car backed up and the tires drove on him for a moment before stopping). He had treadmarks on his shirt and skin.
* One guy passed out on New Years while taking a shit at some Italian restaurant in Las Vegas. We broke into the stall and took pictures.
 
i was at a mates party and i passed out in the gutter and wen i woke up this chick had her tongue all up in my mouth and i was like wtf
 

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