Paris Gets World's Worst Cellmate: Her Brain

Rahim

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Paris Hilton surrendered herself to a men's prison on Sunday, June 3, but she wasn't there to meet cute guys (well, not JUST to meet cute guys). It was the L.A. sheriff office's strategy to avoid the paparazzi congregating around Century Regional Detention Center, the L.A. women's prison where Paris will be serving her 45-day sentence (23 if she behaves). From the men's prison, the 26-year-old riches-to-rags icon was transported to her cell where she was booked, fingerprinted, given a medical exam and issued her prison attire. In her mug shot, she's shown wearing a white V-neck and party makeup. New face of H&M anyone?

Hours before her 11:38 pm booking, she'd been partying at the MTV Video Music Awards. Unlikely Oscar winner DJ Paul, who wrote "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp," was seen giving the heiress a hug and offering his condolences, momentarily distracting her from the hors d'oeuvres table, reports People. Paris reportedly shook her head in despair, murmuring, "I know, I know." We're pretty sure they weren't talking about the egg-salad sandwiches.

Kathy Hilton, Paris's mom, was with her daughter when she turned herself in. "She told me it was very emotional," Paris's publicist said. "She also said that she feels this will be a time when Paris will be able to think and reflect and to spend time alone to learn from the experience because in Paris' life she's never alone--there's always a constant chatter around her." Paris's sister Nicky was also on hand, wearing a blonde wig to fool paparazzi trying to snap Paris on her way to jail.

The prison had selected a cellmate for Paris as she wiles away the days in a 3.7-by-2.4-metre cell, but thus far Paris is being kept in solitary confinement, TMZ reports. Girl gets one hour of playtime a day, which she can use to shower, exercise, talk on the phone or watch TV, but her TV time will also be in solitaire, so she can watch her soaps without those distracting shankings.

Good thing too. An inmate who was just released from the same jail, Susannah Johnson, said the penal population was all snippy and stabby that Paris was staying in their jail. They feel it's too crowded for such softie criminals as Paris. "The only advice I could give her when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time," said Johnson. We've been giving her that advice for years!

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Who cares, she isn't doing nothing to me. I wouldn't even know how annoying she was, like many of y'all, if it wasn't for the media. Don't curse her, curse the media.
i used to say that too, but then i thought about it. she puts herself in a position to get attention from the media by doing stupid shit like flashing her tits and pussy in public, and going to the clubs and acting like a fool when she knows the paparazzi will be there. the media gives her attention, but she seeks out the attention they give her. so it works both ways, you can curse her and the media.
 
lol, u shouldnt drink or drive! but i do feel sorry 4 her! she should just be made to do humiliating community service or something, not be with butch women, they are scarey!
she wasn't drinking and driving, she was caught twice driving with a suspended license, and the last time they stopped her she had been speeding, without her headlights on at night. and then, even though she signed a document saying her license was suspended, she claimed she didn't know that it was lol. if i had been speeding with no lights on at night while driving with a suspended license i'd be doing time, so why shouldn't she?
 

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