Palin says she'd be honored to help Obama

[Jokerman]

Palin says she'd be honored to help Obama - CNN.com

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Gov. Sarah Palin said Wednesday that she would be honored to help President-elect Barack Obama in his new administration, even if he did hang around with an "unrepentant domestic terrorist."

Hahaha! She actually said that. Who the hell is asking her for her help! And why is she still in the news every freakin day!

 

[hizzle?]

Because she's stupid and hot. She's the Paris Hilton of politics. I can't wait for her sex-tape to leak.

 

[Duke]

She's hot because whenever you see her she's surrounded by fossilized males.

Its all relative, hizzie-hizz.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I wonder if Obama will take her up on her offer... I bet he asks Bush to join the team aswell..

 

[Euphanasia]

Palin = Female Forrest Gump

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Those of you with VIP check the Temptations forum for a little Palin movie. :thumb:

 

[S O F I]

And why is she still in the news every freakin day!

I was going to make a thread on this.

Why are the major news stations giving her the time of day? She's irrelevant. Please, stop interviewing her and let her fall into obscurity.

Now, Bobby Jindal, he's not bad.

 

[_carmi]

because she sells...

now why does she sell? ask the americans..

 

[Duke]

I'd say, that woman holding any type of office should scare trueblooded Americans shitless, lol.

Is there any place further away than Alaska you can put her, guys? Hawaii counts, but we don't wanna ruin that.

 

[S O F I]

Actually Hawaii works. There's not much to Hawaii besides tourism and crystal meth. How hard can it be?

 

[Duke]

I've got it. Midway! That's under US control, right? Fly her off to Midway on a "special mission" and there you go. That's as far away as possible, save for shooting her into space...


Now there's a thought...

Jokerman, you're a space enthusiast, right? How much would it cost to shoot about 130 pounds of Palin into space?

I think the American taxpayer is willing to afford that. Referendum?

 

[vg4030]

During her speech at the re-pube-lican thing yesterday she actually sounded half normal.. not talking all that hockey-mom crap for a change

 

[Bobby Sands]

Id give Palin a good nailin all the same.

 

[Jokerman]

Jokerman, you're a space enthusiast, right? How much would it cost to shoot about 130 pounds of Palin into space?

It costs $10,000 in fuel for each pound the Space Shuttle takes up. So for 130 lbs, it would cost about $1,300,000. Well worth it, IMO. It should be one of the first things on Obama's agenda. The economy and Iraq can wait. This can't. "That's one big leap for this country...one giant leap for mankind."

 

[Synful*Luv]

Random:

They did a short segment on her in the news the other morning. It was showing her ruffling through her closet and looking sad. Then the reporter starts talking and it turns out she had to spend the weekend returning all the clothes paid for by the GOP. The really funny part is the look on her face as she's holding these garments and looking at them wistfully like it's a sick dog or something.

 

[Duke]

It costs $10,000 in fuel for each pound the Space Shuttle takes up. So for 130 lbs, it would cost about $1,300,000. Well worth it, IMO. It should be one of the first things on Obama's agenda. The economy and Iraq can wait. This can't. "That's one big leap for this country...one giant leap for mankind."

1.3 mil? That's a bloody steal!

America as a nation can't afford NOT to take up that great bargain.

 

[dillaxx]

1.3 mil? That's a bloody steal!

America as a nation can't afford NOT to take up that great bargain.

America has history with bargains. The Louisiana Purchase, minus some raped Native American women, was a bargain. The women were just thrown in at the end.