Oxymorons

[critikaldesignz]

I found these on a site, they are really halarious:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

What other oxymorons do you know that crack you up?

 

[not really ken]

highest bottom ?
tallest midget?
mighty weak?

 

[Duke]

None, but i do know that this doesn't belong in WoW

 

[not really ken]

^lol, true

 

[Butt Rubber]

calcuo's life

 

[bigmack]

calcuo cuchicheo

 

[AmerikazMost]

FBI Intelligence

 

[Illuminattile]

I could be pedantic about this thread, but I won't.

calcuo's life

Bank Robber's joke.

 

[critikaldesignz]

Military Justice 8)

 

[Butt Rubber]

I could be pedantic about this thread, but I won't.


Bank Robber's joke.

illuminattiles heterosexuality