Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devious]

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070925/od_nm/malaysia_penis_dc;_ylt=AgWk_LNtc0PsuP1ipEV_54ztiBIF

ok, just driving a car to the hospital after that would be painful, but dude took a motorcycle? i'm holding my johnson and cringing as i type this just thinking about it:woah:

 

[Jeremy]

lmao. Rode a bike with his cock loose in his hand.

 

[ARon]

He had to be a Monk

 

[Synful*Luv]

WTF? There has been way to many tales of penis' being chopped off

 

[Sebastian]

I dont believe it.

 

[KJ1]

whats that saying about a woman scorned.... but thats takin it a little too far

 

[hizzle?]

I dont believe it.

Are you saying that you want videos of the chopped penis in question to prove it to you?

*do you see where i'm going with this davy*

 

[_carmi]

i don't know if its true, but if it is, damn. people are sick nowadays.

 

[Sebastian]

Yeah, either i see visual proof or i dont believe it.

 

[Preach]

All those dick chop stories always has the woman doing some bullshit 6 months-3 years sentence. When you go get a knife and cut off your husband's penis you are mentally ill, not pissed off, not even fucking enraged. Besides, when you take the penis, you take the manhood. It's as close as you can come to taking a grown man's life without actually taking it I'd say. No more sex, forevermore depression and paranoia. Whether he actually breathes or not, and the skeleton keeps living, the man inside, the person, is utterly dead. Voluntary manslaughter, 15 years I say would serve the bitch well. Thumbs up as my friend Rahim would say.

 

[EDouble]

attempted murder

 

[dillaxx]

Are you saying that you want videos of the chopped penis in question to prove it to you?

*do you see where i'm going with this davy*

i think i've seen maybe 30 seconds of the vid you might be talking about... i got grossed out.. and no one can gross me out..

the dude is doing something to himself, right?

Yeah, either i see visual proof or i dont believe it.

if he posts the vid, you will be crying... i guarantee it... it's horrible..


i wanna hear about a woman gettin her shit cut off... why the fuck is it always the man?

 

[Maverick]

good. bitch should get 10 years for that.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Fuck that! Give the bitch the chair!

 

[S O F I]

Yeah, either i see visual proof or i dont believe it.

Do you want to see my penis?

 

[Tha_Wood]

Are you saying that you want videos of the chopped penis in question to prove it to you?

*do you see where i'm going with this davy*

lol i no where your going with it you sick fucker

 

[hizzle?]

^^ remember that Hatchet vs Genitals video I showed you lol

 

[S O F I]

You are so un-bosnian hizzle. We don't like that shit.

 

[hizzle?]

I don't like it. I don't even watch 10 % of it. I just make everyone hate life by showing it to them. huhu.

 

[Tha_Wood]

lol yeh i remember. fuckin gross, just like cup chicks and all those other fucked up ones you have shown me lol.