omgz celebrity at gym

[Chronic]

There's this famous singer who goes to the same gym I do. Since I live in a shit country where A-list celebrities are the equivelant of D-list celebrities this means nothing... except for the fact that she's hot and I parched myself right behind her pretending to do sit-ups.

She looks better in real life.

I like me some Turkish girls.

 

[Cooper]

She's hot, but not famous?

 

[Chronic]

Famous in the shit country I live in and Turkey I assume. The thread's about her lovely ass though.

She was on one of these things

so that just made the whole thing even better. Her father's a patient with my father so I've already got a great come-on line
"So your dad's sick huh? Lets fuck"

 

[masta247]

woooow zomg a celebrity!!@@!!!

 

[Sebastian]

I envy you

 

[S O F I]

"So your dad's sick huh? Lets fuck"

Go with "so your dad's sick? Want some dick?"

The rhyme is what always gets them.

 

[Prize Gotti]

tell her you're a celeb, if she asks who you are, tell her you are the sombrero guy that famously parodied the classic thug babe pics. that made you famous internationally, thats even more famous than she is!

 

[Rahim]

damn shes fine

 

[The.Menace]

got for it. lol.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Shes hot. Id do her on the equipment.

 

[keco52]

Why didn't you talk to her?

 

[TheCat]

hell yeah!! those machines are great for booty watching

 

[_carmi]

Good for you.

 

[Chronic]

Why didn't you talk to her?

Honestly I wouldn't know what to say but even if I did I wouldn't talk to her. If it was at a bar or something it would be completely different but it's a gym so she's there to work out in peace, not be hassled by some guy she's never met.

 

[raywaters11]

her face is ugly but who cares...
next time take pics of her on the step machine thing

 

[Sebastian]

Ugly? Need glasses?

 

[Tha_Wood]

Honestly I wouldn't know what to say but even if I did I wouldn't talk to her. If it was at a bar or something it would be completely different but it's a gym so she's there to work out in peace, not be hassled by some guy she's never met.

seriously talk to her. i believe in you skills chronic.

 

[S O F I]

Honestly I wouldn't know what to say but even if I did I wouldn't talk to her. If it was at a bar or something it would be completely different but it's a gym so she's there to work out in peace, not be hassled by some guy she's never met.

You're analyzing too much. Who are you trying to be, Euphanasia?

Maybe she's humble and if you spontaneously approach her and say something like "Oh, hey, I liked your song (of course you didn't) bla bla", you might form a friendship man.

 

[keco52]

Honestly I wouldn't know what to say but even if I did I wouldn't talk to her. If it was at a bar or something it would be completely different but it's a gym so she's there to work out in peace, not be hassled by some guy she's never met.

Oh...u mean respecting ppl n stuff...yea I don't respect hot ppl. If they don't want attention then they should be uglier.

 

[raywaters11]

lmfao @ kecos post

and yeah i think her face is ugly
she looks lost or somethin, maybe its just that pic