omfg this shit is hilarious

[Little Skittle]

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/caught-by-mom.htm



edit: the only funny ones are the link i sent...the rest are fucking sick

 

[Butt Rubber]

how many of these people are from pacboard?

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

What The?

 

[Vaudeville]

hahaha damn funny ass stories, which could happen to anybody...

 

[S O F I]

Female section too? Oooo, pleasure time.

Edit.

What's with girls using back massagers as vibrators?

 

[Vaudeville]

This is just fucking disgusting!!!

"Horny hotel

I love to get off in hotel showers. I'm getting hard just thinking about it. There's something so hot about leaving your cum behind to mark your territory. Another awesome way to get off in a hotel is to do it while there's someone in the bed right next to you. Having to stay quiet and not move much makes it challenging and exciting. I get so horny just thinking that the person in the bed next to me could wake up at anytime. I've heard one of my friends getting off in the bed next to me and it works both ways. It got me so hot that I had to pull out my cock and start rubbing away. The best part is, when you're finished, you have to just lay there and sleep drenched in cum. Have fun on your next trip."

 

[KFatal]

gay

 

[bigmack]

lmao @ ppl getting grounded because they were caught masturbating

 

[ShockA]

I can't believe I actually read about 2 dozen of those things. Some are pretty funny though :thumb:

 

[Butt Rubber]

lmao @ ppl getting grounded because they were caught masturbating

well it'd probably be better than having your mom join in, huh?

 

[Vaudeville]

I can't believe I actually read about 2 dozen of those things. Some are pretty funny though :thumb:

Yeah, they are strangely amuzing. I was reading them at 2am so i had to hold my laughs.

Though when i saw the story about some guy tying his ankles on the top of the bed frame so he could stick something up his ass and jack off, then busting a nut on his own eye and having to call his mom for help! DAMN i almost fucking cried after that one... i also stopped reading :thumb:

 

[Butt Rubber]

you guys see the one aobut the girl with the clit ring? hahahahahahaha

 

[Vaudeville]

you guys see the one aobut the girl with the clit ring? hahahahahahaha

The one that ripped her whole "sexy" fishnet outfit?

also there are many sotries about these people either falling asleep with their masturbation "tools" still inside of them (like the screwdriver girl) or those fools waking up to find their mom asking them what's that stuff on their floor or their stomach! hahaha

 

[Prize Gotti]

Yeah, they are strangely amuzing. I was reading them at 2am so i had to hold my laughs.

Though when i saw the story about some guy tying his ankles on the top of the bed frame so he could stick something up his ass and jack off, then busting a nut on his own eye and having to call his mom for help! DAMN i almost fucking cried after that one... i also stopped reading :thumb:

Man, I did cry.

 

[Butt Rubber]

This is like reading Kamikazi's diary

 

[linx]

Some funny shit on there and it definitely made me laugh. Masturbating with hot dogs and shit, haha.