Oh no :( I commited a crime. Do I turn myself in?

[Eric]

I hope there is no neg reps. I accidentally ran over baby birds with a lawn mower....

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lmfao....Good.

 

[SiGh]

This is why I told u not to get a PDA and post whilst doing shit. Remember last week when you kicked a cat whilst walking n browsing tb thru ur fone?

 

[_carmi]

shame on you!!

 

[Rukas]

Banned.

 

[SiGh]

Rukas, cant u give him a special user title? Mines is hella gay Esp that diddy shit

 

[Eric]

Banned.

LMAO. PERFECT response.

 

[Eric]

Masturbating kills kittens. so does a lawnmower I am really traumatized.

 

[Casey]

Damn, man.

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol poor lawn mower

 

[Duke]

Harsh...

 

[Ms L]

oh man that's awful.

 

[Preach]

how do you accidentally run over baby birds with a lawn mower? how do you do anything "accidentally" on one of those shits? by riding it/pushing it blindfolded? or facing the opposite direction of what you are walking/driving in?

i once accidentally ran over a crow with my bike once when i was a kid. okay i did it on purpose, but the bird was wounded and would never survive and i was a child. i did it for the birdie.

i later buried him in a shoe box under some leaves in some bushes by our driveway. true story.

 

[Ms L]

i did it for the birdie.

HAHA!

 

[Flipmo]

How the fuck do you accidentally run over baby birds, they weren't wearing camouflage in the grass

 

[Sebastian]

Guys, i dont want to look like sherlock or something but....i think it was just a joke.

 

[Eric]

I assure you it's not a joke. The back story to this is that there was a bird's nest on a wreath hanging on my door. It was the most fucking retarded place to put a nest. After repeatedly being scared at night by the god damn bird that would flee the nest as I open the door, I removed the nest and put it in a "safe" spot near the steps to the side...on the ground. I forgot about this and ran over it today. A week ago the baby birds were not even hatched yet. Now they are alive...I mean were

 

[Chronic]

Fuck you. I'll smoke a cigarette in their honor.

 

[SicC]

Go to church and tell someone who cares!

pz

 

[Tru Principle]

I neg repped you