oh my wow

I read Chive at work... That's 2/4 of the reason. 1/4 is I have a vivid imagination, and the last 1/4 I have the libido of a chimp in heat.

Let it be known, friends.
 
I am so hot right now......

What you wearing? ; )





And I'm spent.

*clutches pearls* slut! Don't even joke about masturbation! All of the other forum topics are of far greater intellect and integrity. I refuse to participate...im just going to read it and bitch.
 
Rather think about your erection in my midsection.

Awww. Love youuuuuu.

You:
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He's going to be in the next Batman movie. I am so looking forward to that. Love the guy, he's so fucking sexy.
 
/\ He's not playing Batman... he's playing Bane.
 
I need to bang him
...why are all my current crushes English actors.*I want*

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He's not bad.. not bad at all.

There's this English actor that I <3 so much. He has such a nerdy look and I really love nerdy guys. Aaron Johnson, from Kick-Ass... oooh with that dark curly hair.. hes a bit young.. but what.. kids are legal at like 16 there, yeah? so who cares.. i'd hit it.
 
I didn't think women liked the white boy grown out hair thing aka jew fro aka being a bum
 
He's not bad.. not bad at all.

There's this English actor that I <3 so much. He has such a nerdy look and I really love nerdy guys. Aaron Johnson, from Kick-Ass... oooh with that dark curly hair.. hes a bit young.. but what.. kids are legal at like 16 there, yeah? so who cares.. i'd hit it.

Have you seen "Nowhere Boy" ? He plays John Lennon.
 
I didn't think women liked the white boy grown out hair thing aka jew fro aka being a bum

I'm probably not the best source on what "women" like. I like curly hair on all guys. *shrug* And with White guys who are pretty fair.. I really like dark hair.. curly is a bonus.

Have you seen "Nowhere Boy" ? He plays John Lennon.

Nope, but thanks for telling me about it. It's been added to my Netflix queue :)
 
He's not bad.. not bad at all.

There's this English actor that I <3 so much. He has such a nerdy look and I really love nerdy guys. Aaron Johnson, from Kick-Ass... oooh with that dark curly hair.. hes a bit young.. but what.. kids are legal at like 16 there, yeah? so who cares.. i'd hit it.

Omg yes! He's my other crush and hes totally legal. I think he's marrying some 40 year old. I only want him if he's nerdy in real life like in kickass. Nerds are hot.
 
Omg yes! He's my other crush and hes totally legal. I think he's marrying some 40 year old. I only want him if he's nerdy in real life like in kickass. Nerds are hot.

Yeah I see, he's engaged and they just had a child. She's 43. (thanks wikipedia) In that case.. I don't feel so bad lol!

so the big bang theory must be like your favourite weekly softcore porn show?

Who me? I've not seen that show before.
If it must be a TV show... then it's The IT Crowd: Chris O'Dowd and Richard Ayoade FTW!!!! <3
 

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