Office pranks

[Rukas]

One of the guys at work just came up to me from behind with a hand full of wasabi and put it in my face, lips and cheak, some got in my mouth, all burning, fuck.

Any good ideas on how to get him back? Ones that wont kill him or scar him for life please....

Any spicy liquid I could put into his water that he wouldnt notice?

 

[Rukas]

Oh and no, I dont want to make him shit all day. And I also dont want to get him fired or send him to the hospital.

 

[bastin872]

Edit there goes my idea.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Too much Wasabi can kill you, seriously... arrange a funeral, and when he stands over your casket, wake up... I seen this on My Name Is Earl.

 

[Rukas]

Too much Wasabi can kill you, seriously... arrange a funeral, and when he stands over your casket, wake up... I seen this on My Name Is Earl.

Dont make me cut your post count again

 

[Aight Son]

shit.. what he did to you sounds harsh..

Question.. does he have a cubeacal* at work?

If so use clear duck tape and tape up the entrance. You could stop right there, or fill up the whole cube with confetti, or them S shaped stalafoms u get in packages.

You wanna do something to his environment or what he owns, else it will lead to escaluation of harsher pranks, and eventuallya u just gonn have to cut his breaks or kill the foo

as

 

[bigmack]

get a bunch of those small paper cups,staple them all together from the top,put them on his desk,then fill them up with water,LOL funny shit

 

[S O F I]

Get itchy powder and put it under his shirt.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

do what the normal white guy does for revenge... get him pissy drunk and shave his balls

 

[SiGh]

Best prank ever:

Invite him and a couple other people to the movies. Pick out a row of where you wanna sit b4 hand. So when you guys walk in..you can be like oh lets sit there. Tell every1 to meet you there. You on the otherhand get to the movie theater 20mins b4 every1 else arrives. Go over to the seat you want him to sit in and stick a needle/pin sticking upwards. So when he sits..it'll poke him in the ass. Right under the needle/pin on a piece of tape or just on the seat, write: "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDs, bitch."

Of course the other people thats coming to the movies will have be in on this..so you guys can work together and seat him at the right seat without him knowing.

So anyways after he sits and jumps up reading that..he'll go crazy and run home or the doctors. Over the next week he'll be getting tests done..showing if he has aids or not. He'll be in a total fucked up state of mind. While he does that, send him a card saying: "This is payback for the wasabi bitch. Got yah!"

Then have a good laff over it at a local pub. And let us know how it went ruk. Its a lil work..but if u wanna git him good..this is a really good way.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

"Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDs, bitch."

Oh my god that is so not right... do it Ruk.

 

[SiGh]

oh yea make sure u go to a ghetto theater.

i better git props...i put u on a good one.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

yo lol... back in like 11th grade this guy came to school and said that happened to his aunt.. and the whole class was quiet like "damn" and he was serious


he said it said exactly what you typed

 

[S O F I]

That's too much work. Itchy powder will make him have to take a shower, or otherwise he won't be able to sit still for 2 seconds.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

That's too much work. Itchy powder will make him have to take a shower, or otherwise he won't be able to sit still for 2 seconds.

Fuck that thought, that is the ultimate prank. I myself am paranoid, whether it be on a gas pump or one of those crosswalk buttons, I cringe at the thought of pressing without looking and getting an incurable disease transferred into my finger.

 

[SiGh]

^hehe good to know u agree wiht my prank. thanks

 

[S O F I]

Fuck that thought, that is the ultimate prank. I myself am paranoid, whether it be on a gas pump or one of those crosswalk buttons, I cringe at the thought of pressing without looking and getting an incurable disease transferred into my finger.

Well, you're uneducated of how deadly diseases are contracted.

Aside from that, if for example, Rukas was to go through wit real's idea, I'd advise him to see what kind of person the dude is. Pulling a prank like that on someone may not bring a laugh to their face, you know?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Aside from that, if for example, Rukas was to go through wit real's idea, I'd advise him to see what kind of person the dude is. Pulling a prank like that on someone may not bring a laugh to their face, you know?

I'm sure Ruk laughed and slapped his knee when he had burning wasabi on his face.

 

[DJ Harris]

glue his handset of his phone to the hanger lol then ring him and opp's he goes to pick up his fone and flings it across the room

 

[Salar]

^hahahahhahaha

I think the best revenge is tobasco sauce. but make him rub his eye with it. He'll be crying for hours.... or go blind... either way you get the upper hand.


But i like bigmacks idea.

Or set him up with a transvestite