Not knowing what shit meant when you was younger.

[Prize Gotti]

I remember when I was younger, I knew a lot of words (some polite, some not so polite) and to be honest, back then I hadn’t a clue what they meant. For example, I have a memory of rummaging through my father’s porn collection, at what age I don’t know. I pick up this 8mm film (this was a while back) and start to read the back, it read some where along the lines of "He then shaves her pussy and gives her a fucking." I remember thinking "Fucking? Give her a fucking what?" shit had me confused for some time. Things got really confusing when the question dawned on my "Why is he shaving the cat?”

Pz

 

[_carmi]

lmao

 

[Casey]

lol funny shit man. I remember reading a dirty joke that my stepsister had emailed to my stepmom, I was about 11. The joke went like this:

Two gay dudes were having a shower and getting off, the phone rings, so one dude goes out to answer it. He says to the other dude "Don't cum before I get back". The dude says "OK"

So the one dude goes to answer the phone, and when he gets back, there's cum all over the wall of the shower. He says "Man, I told you not to cum", and the dude says:

"I didn't. I farted."


I fully didn't understand it at the time.

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol funny shit man. I remember reading a dirty joke that my stepsister had emailed to my stepmom, I was about 11. The joke went like this:

Two gay dudes were having a shower and getting off, the phone rings, so one dude goes out to answer it. He says to the other dude "Don't cum before I get back". The dude says "OK"

So the one dude goes to answer the phone, and when he gets back, there's cum all over the wall of the shower. He says "Man, I told you not to cum", and the dude says:

"I didn't. I farted."


I fully didn't understand it at the time.

lol same here, i heard that when i was younger and it confused me.

 

[Aight Son]

A friend of mine told me when he was young he overheard the word blowjob at a haircut place, and thought it meant getting ur hair dried, ie by using a hairdryer to "blow" dry hair as it were.

He said after his haircut his barber asked if he wants his hair washed. He said sure, and asked if he could get a blowjob after.

as

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

A friend of mine told me when he was young he overheard the word blowjob at a haircut place, and thought it meant getting ur hair dried, ie by using a hairdryer to "blow" dry hair as it were.

He said after his haircut his barber asked if he wants his hair washed. He said sure, and asked if he could get a blowjob after.

as

Awkward lol

 

[Diaz]

LOL, I'm sure I've had some similar situations when I was younger but can't think of anything right now.

 

[keco52]

I remember seeing a dirty magazine when I was younger and I saw something about "g-spot action" and it had a vibrator with a curve in it...and I remember thinking..."are they really crooked like that?" lol

 

[ArtsyGirl]

When I was young I pulled up a chair to our pantry and was looking for food, I assume, and came across what to my young mind was DRUGS! And I got worried my parents were junkies so I popped the capsule open and pored out the evil powder and threw it away. Anyway now I can only imagine it was panadol or something.

 

[Bhuddahhoodlum]

i remember way back in the gap, i think.... 6th or 7th grade, i watched one of my dads flicks. now i had been sneakin a look at my dad's porn for years by then. crazy thing was, i never knew why, as in i didn't know shit about sex, i didn't even know i was watching sex. usually i just fast forwarded to the chick, watch her do her thing naked, and turn it off.

well, this day in particular i was home alone and.... all i can say is instinct must've took over. cause before i knew it i ended up beatin my meat by ACCIDENT. i didn't even think twice about it while doin, i swear it's like a zoned out or some shit.

now the real kicker here is that when i busted my nut i fuckin flipped out afterwards. as in the "sky is falling flipped". as in "a claustrophobic person waking up in a coffin flipped". white sticky stuff shooting outta my private area, nigga i was horrified by that....
fuckin horrified enough to do it two more times afterwards.

i thought i had a sickness or something for real. and never told my folks cause like i said, i stole my dads porn and that was a big no no. so the fear of getting caught made me keep it a secret. and the fact that i enjoyed being "sick" was another secret. anyway, it wasn't till i got to highschool that i realized what it was i was doing.






always wanted to tell that story.

 

[two187pac]

I remember when I was younger, I knew a lot of words (some polite, some not so polite) and to be honest, back then I hadn’t a clue what they meant. For example, I have a memory of rummaging through my father’s porn collection, at what age I don’t know. I pick up this 8mm film (this was a while back) and start to read the back, it read some where along the lines of "He then shaves her pussy and gives her a fucking." I remember thinking "Fucking? Give her a fucking what?" shit had me confused for some time. Things got really confusing when the question dawned on my "Why is he shaving the cat?”

Pz

lol where are u going with that

 

[Flipmo]

lol funny shit man. I remember reading a dirty joke that my stepsister had emailed to my stepmom, I was about 11. The joke went like this:

Two gay dudes were having a shower and getting off, the phone rings, so one dude goes out to answer it. He says to the other dude "Don't cum before I get back". The dude says "OK"

So the one dude goes to answer the phone, and when he gets back, there's cum all over the wall of the shower. He says "Man, I told you not to cum", and the dude says:

"I didn't. I farted."


I fully didn't understand it at the time.

lmao, I just told that one to my buddy a couple of days ago.

 

[Duke]

i remember way back in the gap, i think.... 6th or 7th grade, i watched one of my dads flicks. now i had been sneakin a look at my dad's porn for years by then. crazy thing was, i never knew why, as in i didn't know shit about sex, i didn't even know i was watching sex. usually i just fast forwarded to the chick, watch her do her thing naked, and turn it off.

well, this day in particular i was home alone and.... all i can say is instinct must've took over. cause before i knew it i ended up beatin my meat by ACCIDENT. i didn't even think twice about it while doin, i swear it's like a zoned out or some shit.

now the real kicker here is that when i busted my nut i fuckin flipped out afterwards. as in the "sky is falling flipped". as in "a claustrophobic person waking up in a coffin flipped". white sticky stuff shooting outta my private area, nigga i was horrified by that....
fuckin horrified enough to do it two more times afterwards.

i thought i had a sickness or something for real. and never told my folks cause like i said, i stole my dads porn and that was a big no no. so the fear of getting caught made me keep it a secret. and the fact that i enjoyed being "sick" was another secret. anyway, it wasn't till i got to highschool that i realized what it was i was doing.






always wanted to tell that story.

Hahahahahha. Classic. I can relate.

You don't really know...but somewhere, deep down, you did know.