No Speakah De English

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down
and engage in an

animated conversation.



The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:




"Emma come first.
Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more!

Two asses,
they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."



The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed obsessed pig,"

she retorted indignantly.
"In this country,
we don't speak aloud in Public places about our

sex lives.



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin'abouta ? I'm
a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell

'Mississippi'!!!"



£5 or $5 says you're gonna read this again, unless you already know!
 

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