New news member, make him feel welcome

[SicC]

Welcome.

pz

 

[Rukas]

Kind David...

looking forward to the XXXXXCLUSIVES!

You make it sound so porno.

 

[Maverick]

i thought he was posting PPPORN for VIP!

 

[dillaxx]

LMAO. i was brushing my teeth while reading this and i laughed so hard i ended up spitting toothpaste foam all over my laptop :sad:

welcome to the board dude

translation: "i was stroking my nuts to to my own sig pic while reading this and then i spat my milk onto the screen and licked it off...and then snowballed it into rahim's mouth"

wow...

 

[King David]

I am trapped in a room with no way out, except one. All the room has is a mirror, flashlight, & a table. How would I get out?

If I was trapped there wouldn't be a way out, am I right?


Oh, and welcome.

There is a way, think outside the box, & you'll get it. It's very.....unorthodox. The method getting outside anyhow. There is BASICALLY no escape. Typing error on my part. Anyhow, there is one way.